May 25, 2007

May 25, 2007
Fri May 25 2007.
Filed under: Uncategorized — jtuffy @ 7:54 am
Sweet Nibblets, 3 day weekend! What is everyone doing for the big weekend? Spence is probably working, Doms is probably working out, Scam is probably cooking out, Seth is probably out potting, and i’m probably out cold on the couch!



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Well, i plan on playing quite a bit of halo 3 this weekend! Booyah!

So, i was reading the BOM last night in 3 Nephi 12 and you know how it goes through the beatittudes and such, i ran across the famous “put away” statement about divorce. If you read it like it is, it sounds pretty bad. Divorce is a pretty touchy subject (hopefully carrie doesn’t get offended if she is reading). But what are your thoughts, do you think there is a penalty associated with “frivolous” divorces other than adultery?

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 8:43 am

I probably will work some. Saturday I am going to Vegas for the big Liddell vs Jackson fight. It is UFC 71. Its going to be sweet. I think our seats are about 7 or 8 rows up. maybe we can get some blood splashed on us. After the fights we’ll be hitten up the clubs with the after party with the fighters are. So keep me in your prayers that I don’t get wasted and gamble my life savings away. LOL So we’ll fly back sometime sunday then i’ll be out cold on the couch like Jon.

You guys should order the fight on paperview so you can see me on there.

Comment by Frodo Baggins — May 25, 2007 @ 8:50 am

I would love to see spence mingling with UFC fighters, be sure and try to smack the butts of some of them!

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 8:53 am

i should make some pots. I haven’t really made much since my show. But there will definantly be some marathon WoW goin’ down too.

UFC sounds pretty sweet Spence. Be careful in vegas though and remember, people who want to massage your cock for money aren’t massage therapists, thet’re hookers! I know it’s confusing… but I think you can remember

Comment by Seth — May 25, 2007 @ 9:32 am

Oh, i’m sure “the boss” will get plenty of massages in vegas, i’m sure the people he is going with will get him into trouble somehow, they’ll get kicked out of the hotel for pooping on the pillows! LOL. Be sure to pick up some street cards!

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 9:50 am

pooping on pillows? wha? And, what’s a “sweet nibblet”?

Sittin’ here watching the Today Show and Blondie is performing. I think it’s time for Debbie Harry to hang up the toob top. Her vocals are about as saggy as she is… ewww (I got grossed out by my own imagery) Everyone there old enough to remember the bands first go around looked pretty disapointed. I’m starting to wonder if there should be an age limit on an artistic license.

Comment by Seth — May 25, 2007 @ 11:00 am

Seth did you say “cock”

Comment by Frodo Baggins — May 25, 2007 @ 11:46 am

tuffy signed off yahoo chat. must have started the 4 day weekend already. I guess at $3.30 a gallon you only need your employees to work 3 days a week.

Comment by Frodo Baggins — May 25, 2007 @ 11:48 am

Thats right, keep filling up at your local conocophillips gas station! I wish i could take off! I’m dying here! I just had a mcdonalds run. And spence, our profit margins are now where near yours!

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 12:14 pm

Yeah, i can’t believe he said that, i bet seth is watching porn right now!

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 12:14 pm

……… and seth, “sweet nibblets” is from hanna montana, kirsten’s favorite show.

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 12:20 pm

Yes… I said cock. Isn’t it a great word? It’s used in one of my favorite gay insults too. Cock Jockey… As in, Spence loves Jon so much he might as well be his cock jockey! Fun huh?

So, what is up with the gas prices, Jon? Are you driving that behemoth truck an hour to work and back? Do you have to wear fire proof pants to keep your burning pocket-book from scorching your tushy parts? And now we know why the Scam can’t afford the internet… he should start hitch-hiking to work, he dresses like a hobo anyway. Instead of a briefcase he could just carry a bindle! (bindle is also a very fun word… glad I found a way to use it today!)

Comment by Seth — May 25, 2007 @ 12:23 pm

oh ya

Comment by Frodo Baggins — May 25, 2007 @ 12:26 pm

oh ya what?

Comment by Seth — May 25, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

sorry thought that was a chat window

Comment by Frodo Baggins — May 25, 2007 @ 12:29 pm

Gas prices are up because spence drives his behemoth truck everyday, whereas i drive my economy 4-banger honda! Who knows why prices are up, supply and demand, towel-heads, corporate schemes, assasinations, V8’s and the sun’s solar rays! Yes, cameron does dress like a hobo, I find it ironic that he is in the corporate world, i thought he’d be making hemp sandals in africa somewhere.

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 12:29 pm

Seth are you talking about Mr Bowenus today because your boyfriend made you an angry dolphin last night.

How long have you been out of school for the semester. a month or something. think of they jingle jangle you could have pulled in with a job. Instead of watching the Today show and honing your Wow skills. I don’t get it.

Comment by Frodo Baggins — May 25, 2007 @ 12:31 pm

Lol… hemp sandals! Maybe he is trying to learn about “the man” so he will know how to take him down.

Comment by Seth — May 25, 2007 @ 12:32 pm

Yea… I could probably make just enough to pay an incompatant day care to raise my son for me!

Comment by Seth — May 25, 2007 @ 12:34 pm

I live 2 miles from my office not 45 though. So I am using less gas than you. Plus I look cooler on my way there.

And cameron I never saw an answer to what in the wide world of sports a law school intern does at conoscam phillips. And what does it pay? Do you have an office or a 2 x 2 cube.

Comment by Frodo Baggins — May 25, 2007 @ 12:35 pm

Rachel’s last day of school is today. After this I’ll be hitting the pottery full time until the house starts… and then I’ll spend the mornings at the studio and the rest of the day at the house-site.

Comment by Seth — May 25, 2007 @ 12:36 pm

I thought rachel only worked half days. and day care people probably don’t play WoW while watching him.

Comment by Frodo Baggins — May 25, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

all right spence, let’s put it to the test. I fill up once a week, for about $34 bucks! What about you? Plus you’re in a white car, which isn’t cool unless you are 55. LOL

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 12:38 pm

Seth i need some nice plant vases and bowls for around the house, maybe a big one for the living room, what do you have? how much is it? And would it be in 5 million pieces before it made it past Ohio?

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 12:40 pm

I’ve actualy shipped pots to penn before. And as for what I have at the moment, not alot… but let me know, a little more specificaly, what you’re looking for.

Comment by Seth — May 25, 2007 @ 12:43 pm

how bout something that i can put on display? You should have a website with all of your pots on it!

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 12:48 pm

well you could have made atleast $1000 since school has been out. thats alot of WoW points or powers or whatever they are.

And i tried to give you an oportunity to sell pottery online, and you haven’t pursued it.

Tuffy
so your car only has an 11 gallon tank? At your gas prices and mileage to work you are using probably 12 gallons of gas per week. thats 300 miles at 25 mpg. I on the other hand drive about 100 miles per week at 12 mpg. that is only 8.333333333 gallons of gas per week. And My new nissan compared to your 1976 honda sends much fewer toxic fumes into the ozone to cause global warming.

Comment by Frodo Baggins — May 25, 2007 @ 12:54 pm

See, spence, this is why i’m in finance, you fudged the numbers, i get 35 mpg. And i’m sure you fill up more than once every 3 weeks, so you are going more than 100 miles per week.

And the fast and the furious honda is more eco friendly than that overpriced grandpa truck! LOL

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 1:03 pm

Did i mention that i was a graduate of finance! LOL ……….. (inside joke)….(for those inside)

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 1:08 pm

Yeah, real funny “inside joke”, tuffy.

How about this, I get about 13 MPG!!! Oh, and since tuffy doesn’t eat my food, I don’t buy his gas. It’s all on a big circle–what goes around, comes around.

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 2:16 pm

you don’t sell or make any food doms! What are you smoking! LOL

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 2:18 pm

And spence, Chuck Liddell has got to be the WORST fighter! The ONLY thing he does is try to swing for the fences! He’d get killed by a lighter weight class that can actually fight. Liddell’s weight class is pathetic, they all suck. What do you think?

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 2:21 pm

plus, you buy our gas all the time, just cause it says exxon or cheveron on it doesn’t mean they make the gas! LOL

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 2:21 pm

Tuffy, when are you scheduled for some beta?

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 2:22 pm

probably tonight! Plus i feed my beta twice a day

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 2:22 pm

Laughing all the way to the bank are you! Don’t you think I know that! I know where NOT to shop!

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 2:23 pm

YOU WISH!

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 2:23 pm

no you don’t, you have no idea where to shop for gas! LOL, we have you hook line and sinker!

I was talking about my fish!

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 2:26 pm

Yes, I know you were talking about your fish. But I was redirecting the “beta” to mean the game, so you wish you could feed your beta twice a day!

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 2:30 pm

And was that “hook line and sinker” another reference to the beta? LOL

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 2:31 pm

i know, i got that one! Hey, got the mail today

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 2:31 pm

Alright! What’s the verdict?

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 2:32 pm

Yes I fill up every 3 weeks or so. This has been a very average week so far. And I have only driven 50 miles so far. and if you get 35 mpg and fill up once a week you only have an 8 gallon gas tank. I don’t think so!!! you might get 35 driveing across the country with all highway miles at 65mph. But I doubt you do on your commute. I probably underestimated your consumption. you probably have a 14 gallon tank you fill up once a week. compared to my 8.3333333 gallons per week. And I use those 8 gallons in style.

I think Liddell is pretty tuff. you or I wouldn’t last 15 seconds with him. And I agree I think there are a couple of guys in the heavy weight division who are pretty tuff, but most of them are weak. Tim silva drives me crazy. How can you train full time and be as flabby as he is? Jackson who Liddell is fighting is suppose to be pretty bad though. so we’ll find out.

Comment by The Ice Man — May 25, 2007 @ 2:32 pm

no, the hook part was about how we have our hooks in your gas tank, you can’t avoid us! LOL

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 2:33 pm

And i seriously doubt you get 12 mpg and fill up every 3 weeks. Do i need to ask alyson?

What is with the UFC rant, that was random?

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 2:36 pm

I think Liddell has taken a few punches and kept going, so I agree, he’s tough. But his style is pathetic. Lucky for him he only faces guys like himself, the ones that just stand there flat footed and swing for the jaw. He always just goes for that one knockout punch. He couldn’t hang with a wrestler. I’d like to see the fight coming up.

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 2:36 pm

That wasn’t random, do you read all the posts? Maybe you didn’t even read the one you wrote about the fight!

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 2:38 pm

The verdict is michael, that she is 3 times your age, and you are married. So I don’t know why you 2 are messing around like a couple of 12 year olds who have crushes on each other. Michael you are so caught up with yourself you are just flattered that anybody likes you.

And Leigh Anne Michael is a third your age, Married, and crazy. And when I say crazy I mean CRAZY!!!!! So why are you flirting with him so much. Thats why I made comments about new commers chatting on our blog. I was just annoyed having to read all that post’s that were just teenagers flirting with each other. Feel free to continue to post on the blog if you want, just keep the wierd flirting to a minimun.

Comment by The Ice Man — May 25, 2007 @ 2:38 pm

LOL, oh man that was funny! And yes i retract my statement about the random comment, i didn’t see michael’s earlier comment.

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 2:41 pm

Tuffy, want to go to a deftones concert with me in NY?

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 2:43 pm

let me guess, since i would just “happen to be there” i would pick up the tab on the hotel too! ROFLOL,

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 2:44 pm

Well, since you mentioned it…

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 2:48 pm

exactly! :0

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 2:49 pm

Wowzers, i’m surprised that last one was left alone. No takers i guess.

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 2:50 pm

Yeah, I must admit I’m surprised too. Oh well. Kay serah.

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 2:53 pm

Welp, it’s my T-time again. I’ll have to let tuffy sweat out his last hour of work without my blogs.

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 2:55 pm

You don’t golf! Where are you going?

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 2:58 pm

T = Testosterone

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 2:59 pm

Clever, huh.

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 3:00 pm

What is your problem !?! Mind your own business, Icy…and Jon, what the heck are you saying behind the scenes, huh?

Comment by Leigh Ann — May 25, 2007 @ 3:02 pm

Don’t worry Leigh Ann, Spence is just jealous. He thought if I were going to cheat, it’d be with him. I got that impression from our trip to Vegas when he was determined to sleep with me in my bed and give me his worm!!

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 3:13 pm

What’s this verdict thing you’re talking about, Michael? oh, and TMI on the Vegas trip. lol

Comment by Leigh Ann — May 25, 2007 @ 3:18 pm

Oh man, i remember that worm incident! That was too funny! When he rubbed it on your pillow… the look on your face, it was classic!

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 3:20 pm

All 3 of you???? gag.

Comment by Leigh Ann — May 25, 2007 @ 3:23 pm

yep, the size of the worm scared him to death!!!

Comment by The Ice Man — May 25, 2007 @ 3:23 pm

actually it was 4! SP was there to.

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 3:26 pm

He thought since he was paying for everything that I should’ve been fine with taking his worm.

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 3:30 pm

if i recall, you wanted a little more than that, that night!

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 3:31 pm

Wanting it or not, I about got it!

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 3:35 pm

yep, oh so close! LOL, why don’t you go out to vegas this weekend with spence

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 3:37 pm

I don’t know about that, but Spence was right about the size of it. As soon as he exposed that thing it alarmed me!

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 3:38 pm

Boy oh boy… I can’t stop laughing. The look on Michaels face WAS hilarious! Guess what Michael… I never got worms. How about you Jonny?

Comment by Seth — May 25, 2007 @ 3:42 pm

Nope, no worms here!

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 3:43 pm

Well, at least the one… I hope!

Comment by Seth — May 25, 2007 @ 3:43 pm

nope, worms are usually small! LOL

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 3:44 pm

There are some big ones… and some strong ones too!

Comment by Seth — May 25, 2007 @ 3:44 pm

No, I think you were both initially right, no worms for either of you.

Okay, I’m officially out. Smengler, Tuffy, TONIGHT!!

Leigh Ann, Jon hasn’t said anything you wouldn’t want him to say behind the scenes.

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 3:47 pm

See… http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14722892/

Comment by Seth — May 25, 2007 @ 3:47 pm

here is an actual quote from the article I linked… for those of you that won’t look at it!

“This worm is the stuff that legends and fairy tales are made of,” worm supporter Steve Paulson declared. “What kid wouldn’t want to play with a 3 foot-long, lily smelling, soft pink worm that spits?”

I swear… I didn’t make that up! It’s actualy in there! I can’t stop laughing!

Comment by Seth — May 25, 2007 @ 3:49 pm

OH…MY….GOODNESS! Seth what are you doing, did you emerge from your Hentai to talk about worms! LOL, JK.
Come on DOMS, can’t you just get a job and work out once or twice a week like normal folks! LOL

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 3:52 pm

Alrighty, i’m outtie 5000

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 3:53 pm

I googled “giant worm” and that was the first article that poped up… and I gotta say, it was a lucky find. That is the all-time funniest quote I have ever seen. I just can’t stop laughing. And then there are these crazies that want to protect the giant spitting worm! Wowzers. I am all for protecting endangered species… but are these guys for real?

Comment by Seth — May 25, 2007 @ 3:57 pm

Oh, Spence… I haven’t ignored the opportunity to sell pots online. I found out about it a day ago. I am actualy hoping to be in Provo next week and need to talk to you about meeting with this guy to discus the site. I’m really excited about this opportunity, but I also really need to get some things made. I don’t have very many potts sitting around at the moment. When would be a good time to give you a call? You headed to Vegas tonight or tomarow?

Comment by Seth — May 25, 2007 @ 4:03 pm

Dude, Lidell is the most destructive fighter of his time. He’s taken everything anyone can throw at him. My favorite fighter is Spencer Fischer. He’s fun to watch. I think I’m getting together with some guys to watch the fight this weekend. it should be killer. Rampage Jackson is a beast at slamming people. Liddell will have his hands full. I love how he just keeps that right hand cocked and ready to destroy.

At conocophillips i handle all of the allocation of real estate, the disposal and acquistion of it, i handle right of ways issues, any claims that come up accidents, i handle property tax assesment, lease agreements. pretty much anything that you can think of with real estate and then some.

i wasn’t in vegas so i have no idea about any worms. thanks goodness.

Comment by The Scam — May 25, 2007 @ 4:32 pm

you should just start your own site seth and make 100% instead of 60%, the other guy is probably spence trying to make a cut! LOL

Comment by jtuffy — May 25, 2007 @ 5:32 pm

Just think, I’m already back with T all up in my veins!

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 5:44 pm

Seth, Jon has a good point (and speculation for that matter). You should start your own site and make 100% off of yours, and 40% off of other peoples’!!

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 5:46 pm

?Que tiempo tuffy por la halo?

Comment by Michael — May 25, 2007 @ 6:46 pm