June 15, 2007

June 15, 2007
Fri Jun 15! Sweetness
Filed under: Uncategorized — jtuffy @ 7:37 am
Booyahh, its FRIDAY! What are the weekend plans, besides spencer not having the stones to keep his R7 to keep up with the Jones’ LOL

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I can’t decide if “Brooke’s” comments on Dom’s page were actually real or not, (since they came from michael’s email address). But either way, the tag name was too fitting! ROFLOL.

Comment by jtuffy — June 15, 2007 @ 7:44 am

Oh my gosh, Brooke’s comment and tag are hilarious. Oh man, she’s gonna fit right in with this bunch.

I have a wedding to go to this weekend. I can’t decide if its going to suck or be fun.

Since some of us have done the little question/survey thing with our profiles, i thought it would be cool to periodically come up with new ones and have everybody fill ‘em out. just to keep things interesting. only a suggestion

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 9:06 am

I thought you bailed on weddings! Oh Snap! LOL

come one, just a little ribbing can’t hurt

Comment by jtuffy — June 15, 2007 @ 9:41 am

alright, i’ll take that one. that’s one of those things that will never be lived down.

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 10:00 am

tuffy, have you started cocoa puffs yet?

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 10:29 am

Seth, the term “SP” has come up among the “thoughts on…” portion of the profiles. i am unclear as to its meaning. please explain.

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 10:46 am

Ok, this is going to be very Michaelesque, but what do you think it means? Take a wild guess… It’ll be fun fo’ sho’

Comment by Seth — June 15, 2007 @ 10:56 am

Hey in just over 1 hour at Noon in Tulsa they are going to unbury a plymouth car buried 50 years ago. People were asked to guess what the population of tulsa would be in 2007 and the winner gets the car! Hilarious! www.buriedcar.com

Comment by jtuffy — June 15, 2007 @ 11:49 am

I wonder if you have to pay to have the car restored yourself or if that’s part of the prize?

Comment by Seth — June 15, 2007 @ 12:12 pm

its been a pretty huge deal. everyone has been talking about it. i bet the car is going to be all rusted out and crappy.

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 12:24 pm

SP

“sex plenty”
“sloth party”
“sonic poop”

The list could go on and on. I need some defined perameters here.

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 12:42 pm

It does sound like fun hearing your guesses, scam, so where are they?!?

Wanna know something freaky (or at least explain to me how this can happen)? Brooke wrote that post last night on our home computer. Well, today, when I open up the page on the computer at the university, it has her tag in the name space!! How can this be? My name is on all the other pages, but that is more reasonable since I have used this computer.

Anyway, gotta run back to the lab. Testosterone is a brewing to be measured!

Comment by Michael — June 15, 2007 @ 12:46 pm

Ok… a hooker gave me this nickname. And by hooker, I mean masseur that’s willing to rub more than musscles.

Comment by Seth — June 15, 2007 @ 12:46 pm

Oh man! Good guesses! Thanks for humoring us! I think sonic poop would work though

Comment by DOMS 287 — June 15, 2007 @ 12:48 pm

Come on Seth, she wasn’t a hooker, she was just a young lady specializing in asian massages! She was just trying to earn a buck from “the boss”

Comment by jtuffy — June 15, 2007 @ 12:49 pm

Oh yeah, you can say that again. She sure was trying to get some money from the boss … and some lovin from the SP!

Comment by DOMS 287 — June 15, 2007 @ 12:53 pm

what!? and asian hooker? was she wearing “hooker boots”?

how did the ol’ SP come up anyway? (pun intended)

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 12:55 pm

Scam, you need to know what SP stands for!

Comment by DOMS 287 — June 15, 2007 @ 12:56 pm

Yep, i didn’t know what to think when she laid some towels in that bathroom floor and SP looked like a lamb going to the slaughter.

It still brings a chuckle!

Comment by jtuffy — June 15, 2007 @ 12:59 pm

Yeah, definitely, I’m chucklin away over here!! She demanded the door be shut, and SP just disappeared in there!

Comment by DOMS 287 — June 15, 2007 @ 1:01 pm

Okay, now I’m off to the lab for sure

Comment by DOMS 287 — June 15, 2007 @ 1:01 pm

So she picked sloth out of the entire group to “handle”? that must be a compliment on some level.

on the bathroom floor? that should have been your first clue, when she didn’t bring her own table or something.

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 1:03 pm

I think we picked SP out of the lot to be “Handled” but definitely she had her eyes on SP! LOL

Comment by jtuffy — June 15, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

I still haven’t got the definition of SP. is this something we want on the www.?

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 1:18 pm

Ya I remember SP running out to get his wallet, because she wouldn’t continue without more money. And I will never forget the look on SP’s face. We were all dumbfounded by his willingness to go along with this whole scenario. Then to watch michael get worked by the girl on the bed next to us. WOW. For some reason she thought I was the “Boss”. Classic.

Comment by Sweet Moses — June 15, 2007 @ 1:35 pm

What? DOMS is in this now? getting worked? Suspence, how did you become the “Boss” of the deal. Were you just sitting at the desk directing traffic as the orgy unfolded before you?

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 1:42 pm

Yep, i remember sitting there at the round desk playing a round of solataire while Doms was getting some sweet action 10 ft away!

Comment by jtuffy — June 15, 2007 @ 2:10 pm

what? are we disclosing info that might get us into trouble if we ever try to run for office?

all i’m getting here is fluff, i need some details. i still haven’t gotten the SP.

Tuffy, can you explain to me how to calculate the Net Present Value and/or the Time Value of Money. I’ve got a proposal i have to write and i’m about as knowledgable on accounting as you are on hookers. which by the way these stories are going could be a whole lot.

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 2:14 pm

Ok, in response to comment #15… there’s a word for someone who massages a cock for money, it’s hooker.

Comment by Seth — June 15, 2007 @ 2:20 pm

sure, not a prob, i’m knowlegable on both fronts (if you know what i mean LOL) Ok, Excel can do this for you real easy cheesy unless you actually want the calculated piece (which i doubt you do) In excel just type =npv( that will bring up the function for you, now, you need to know your assumed rate, say its 5% that goes first, then comma, then your numbers, now, each number will be like one year, so say you have 5 numbers, it will think it is years 1,2,3,4 and 5. if you want months no biggie, just divide your rate by 12. See, easy breezy, nice and squeezy. That’s why the pay me the big bucks, well, ……..actually they don’t!

Comment by jtuffy — June 15, 2007 @ 2:21 pm

can you give it to me in the non excel, actually using a formula version. i really just want to know the logistics behind the thing so i know what i’m doing and not sound stupid if somebody asks me some detailed questions.

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 2:24 pm

considering the context of the situation, and knowing seth to be the man’s man that he is, i have to conclude that SP must stand for “strong pee-pee”. that or “strange parts”. either is appropriate.

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 2:43 pm

Alright, scam, quit cheating. Tuffy, that includes you too!

Comment by DOMS 287 — June 15, 2007 @ 2:51 pm

what? is strange parts right? or is it stinky parts?

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 2:53 pm

lol… pretty dang close scam. When I grabbed my wallet to pay, she saw the picture of Benj and asked if he was my boy. She therefore concluded that, since I had fathered a child I must have a strong penis. It was all down hill from there. I don’t think I’ll ever have a massage again, it was too tramatic. But the funniest was still spence staring the massuer down while she was giving Posedown the rubdown. Even I was creeped out by Spencer just staring the two down. /shudder

Comment by Seth — June 15, 2007 @ 2:58 pm

okay, this is probably shallow of me to ask, but, was she hot? asians tend to be pretty hot. i mean, look how i turned out.

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 3:08 pm

Actually i think it was the other way around Scam, so i think that answers your question in more than one way. LOL

Comment by jtuffy — June 15, 2007 @ 3:10 pm

tricky, tuffy. i’m confident in my heritage.

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 3:21 pm

Ehhh… How old do you guys think she was? I’m thinkin’ early 40s late 30s. Not really though, scam.

Comment by Seth — June 15, 2007 @ 3:26 pm

so did DOMS get rubbed down before or after she commented on the power of sloth’s member? or was it a different chick?

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 3:27 pm

SP got the creme down first. She was really impressed with him. So Dom’s got sloppy seconds.

Comment by jtuffy — June 15, 2007 @ 3:36 pm

man, i can’t believe i never heard this before. this is incredible stuff.

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 3:50 pm

is anybody reading cocoa puffs yet? i already have some killer comments.

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 4:06 pm

Tuffy as the “Artful Instigator”. Now that’s fairly insightful. Tuffy, how do you respond to something like that?

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 4:09 pm

respond to what?

Comment by jtuffy — June 15, 2007 @ 4:14 pm

i don’t know. i just wanted to get you all wriled up. i just thought it was funny.

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 4:17 pm

trying to be a bit of an artful instigator myself.

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 4:18 pm

oh, well work on the artful bit! : ) lol, if you want to get me whirled up, aske me why scam will be at home tomorrow while people out in the field will be at work! LOL It’s crazy seeing all the corporate fluff that goes on. once you’ve been there, people like scam, scamming the companies money. LOL JK scam, getting you wriled up.

Comment by jtuffy — June 15, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

You’re not good at it, scam. And yes, I am reading cocoa puffs… and loving it.

Comment by Seth — June 15, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

why do you have to work tomorrow? its saturday?

dude, the whole part about hollywood love is kressyda and I’s dating experience to a “T”. freakin’ hilarious.

Comment by The Scam — June 15, 2007 @ 4:43 pm

Scam, are you saying you only got Kress to sleep with you because of Woody Allen? I can see that. How many dates worth of material did you have before you had to rely on your actual personality?

Comment by Seth — June 15, 2007 @ 6:58 pm

You’re close, seth, but it was because of Woody.

Comment by DOMS 287 — June 15, 2007 @ 10:01 pm

Yeah, little Woody! LOL

Comment by jtuffy — June 16, 2007 @ 10:22 am