July 31, 2007

July 31, 2007
Tuesday, July 31st 2007
Filed under: Uncategorized — doms @ 9:31 am
Since Scam is being, what is it, “smoodged”(?) on the golf course these days… and Spence is a rich golfer… and puffy has always been a big wanna-be golfer, I have a little golf-joke here for you gays to start the gay off:

A man playing golf with his wife, a friend, and his friend’s wife hits a long shot, but out into the rough. It falls just in front of a big, old barn that is now blocking his shot to the green. He decides he will simply take an extra stroke and hit it back onto the fairway before then going for the green. However, his friend says, “Hey, how about we just open up these huge barn doors and you’ll have a clean shot to the green for an eagle!” The man agrees it is a good idea, so they open up the doors. He then takes the shot which was near perfect but it flies just one inch too high and hits the barn just above the opening of the doors and flies back and hits his wife right on the temple of her head and kills her.

One month later, the man is playing golf with another friend on the same course. By chance he hits an identical shot right in front of the same barn. Again, he quickly decides to take an extra stroke to get the ball back onto the fairway for a clean shot to the green. However, his friend says, “Hey, how about we just open up these huge barn doors and you’ll have a clean shot to the green for an eagle!” The man quickly responds saying, “No way, I tried that last month and got a double bogie!”

14 Comments »
Man, what do you say after a joke like that.

Did you bust up laughing after you heard that one, DOMS?

Comment by The Scam — July 31, 2007 @ 10:04 am

Yeah, I thought that joke was hilarious. I’ve got another one coming soon.

Comment by DOMS 287 — July 31, 2007 @ 10:36 am

Wow, i was waiting for the crude sexual humour to come and it never did, I was bracing for it and totally missed the real joke! Too funny. Dom’s is just jealous that he can’t get his meat hooks around a golf club since he can’t bring his arms that close together. LOL

Well, my coffin is on its way to my house, I’m getting a box to put my 360 in and then I have to send it back. They said it could take 3-6 weeks. And no DOms. I tried getting my money back and no dice. Thing is, they might give you a refurbished 360 instead of your old one back. I was like hello, no… but if so i should get a whole new warranty. They said no, the warranty continue from the old 360. That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of. If i get a crappy xbox, i’m going to sue, Scam you with me?

Comment by jtuffy — July 31, 2007 @ 2:43 pm

Regardless, I’m with you. Gaycrosoft needs to be blown up! They are ripping our anuses just like Still Gaytes likes his ripped!

Okay tuffy, keep your mind open during the next golf joke I throw in. You can expect it to be decent so maybe you’ll not sabotage it before you even read it. I’ll probably do that in about an hour…

Comment by DOMS 287 — July 31, 2007 @ 2:56 pm

A man well-known by all of his friends to be the type that just hates life is out golfing with three of his friends. They all know very well how he has no appreciation for life whatsoever. He doesn’t honor tradition of any kind. On this day out golfing, they were all teeing off by a common roadway. Just before the man tees off, a funeral procession passes by, and the man stops and takes his hat off and puts it over his heart until it fully passes. His friends are shocked. They then quietly and respectfully say, “Wow. That was really great of you. We’ve never known you to show such respect for someone’s life.” And the man responds saying, “Well I’ve been married to her for 30 years, it’s the least I can do.”

Comment by DOMS 287 — July 31, 2007 @ 4:17 pm

dude, i’ll back you up. we’ll get 360’s for everyone.

i like the second joke better than the first. although i’m pleased because both are clean. i was expecting the dirtyness as well. way to clean up your act, DOMS.

Comment by The Scam — July 31, 2007 @ 4:27 pm

I’ve got a funny story. On the way home from Tulsa we stopped at a gas station ($2.42/gal by the way). I went to the bathroom around back. Now don’t get your hopes up, it isn’t that funny… I went in and it was very dirty. No paper towels and no soap! Either way I saw that someone had drawn a Nazi symbol on the wall. Then I noticed a good samaritan-attempt by someone. They wrote, “I’m white and I say #$%* that!” and they drew an arrow to the nazi symbol and scratched it out. Then, beside that was written, “Duh, Jews are too!” Too funny, huh!

Comment by DOMS 287 — July 31, 2007 @ 5:51 pm

man, michael is full of these little anectdotes today. keep ‘em coming.

Comment by The Scam — August 1, 2007 @ 9:39 am

Yep, those were some pretty good funnies. So what is new out there in the world. Anything exciting going on? I read Harry Potter, any takers? Right now i’m reading a book on Lance Armstrong, it seems pretty interesting.

Scam - Did you get the internet yet???????????????????????????????????????

Here comes the big news…………… HALO 3 will be 4 player online CO-OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How crazy is that??? That is huges, don’t know that it has been done before. We can play the entire campaign game together! Sweetness. Doms- tell ben to swing on those apples with Gears of War!

Comment by jtuffy — August 1, 2007 @ 10:12 am

4 PLAYER CO-PO!!! I gotta get me a 360. Hmmm… that’s probably not likely though, oh well.

Got up early to work on the house, so now I’m of to get a mid morning game of warhammer in. Should be fun, even though I’ll probably get smoked. At least I can take solace in having the best looking army on the table!

Comment by Seth — August 1, 2007 @ 11:01 am

Oh man, that is crazy with Halo 3! The only problem is convincing tuffy to play the campaign with me on the hardest setting (tuffy likes to play on the easiest setting so he can beat it as fast as possible). But I don’t know if that will be enough to pull Ben away from his prized gears.

So scam, do I understand correctly that you have Crackdown? You need to get the internet so we can play together. I’ve got some really cool stuff to do on that game.

Comment by DOMS 287 — August 1, 2007 @ 1:02 pm

i’ve been checking out internet prices and shopping around. i promise its going to happen. then i have to get xbox live which is another nut buster. i’m not made of money here folks.

i’m stuck on the voks in crackdown. there’s one boss i can’t beat. i’m such a pansy. tips? should i just bulk up and get all tough and then go beat everyone down?

Comment by The Scam — August 1, 2007 @ 1:20 pm

Yep, i admit that i like playing on normal difficulty or somewhat harder, There is no point in playing on the hardest level where you have to sneak around everywhere you go and shot someone 100 times before they go down but you drop in 2 seconds, that is retarded and no fun. So Doms, the first time through we can play on the the difficulty between normal and legendary. That way, there is a compromise. You know give-and-take, quid pro quo. You should try it sometime.

Scam - definitely need the internet, not just for xbox but for sanity sakes, don’t you need to use it for school and other stuff too?

In crackdown, you should be trying to bulk up your stats, what boss are you having trouble with?

Comment by jtuffy — August 1, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

Enough x-box talk. I feel left out.

Comment by Seth — August 1, 2007 @ 4:42 pm