May 30, 2007

May 30, 2007
Wed May 30th Halfway through the week!
Filed under: Uncategorized — jtuffy @ 7:54 am
Well, what topics do we have today? Anything good, anything at all?

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Seth, are you sending porn? The computer at work wouldn’t let me access the video, what was it? So what is everyone doing these days at home, all the tv shows are over and baseball isn’t worth watching, i think i’ll turn to HGTV and tiling the two bathrooms upstairs.

Comment by jtuffy — May 30, 2007 @ 7:58 am

ok, sorry no post’s yesterday. I was “super busy”. I actually did work from 8 till 11. Which is more than seth and michael have worked in the last 5 years combined. anyways. WoW is lamo. I watched seth fight somebody, it lasted about 2 minutes, and it was like a wierd mental battle of the characters or something. both characters just stood there throwing up magic shields, and calling on their sedachakokoma magic powers to injure the other person. but there was no action involved. there didn’t appear to be skill, dexterity, reflexes, or excitement. and after the guy beat seth, he came over and shared his jujubama energy with him to revive him. I was waiting for him to come start tea-baggin seth and walk away and leave him to die. but instead he saved him and they all lived happily ever after. Then seth ran for 20 minutes to the next location to do nothing. Like jon said just not my cup of tea.

Michael that was the devil scaring you. You are so blasphemous, that you even angered the devil. He probably doesn’t cross the line as much as you.

Cameron patience is a virtue. I am still waiting on what you do at your job/intern/$3.30 per gallon scam.

ok as for the weekend. It went something like this.

hopped on the private jet around 4:30 got to vegas about an hour later. limo took us to the mgm where the fights were. walked around for a while, got something to eat, blah blah blah. Head into the fights around 6. We had perfect seats, right in the middle about 10 rows up so we were level with the octagon. also close enough to spot all the celebrities, Sandler, Spade, King of queens guy, and a few others i can’t remember. so the fights were awsome, except for the main event. it was weak sauce. I won’t ruin it to much for cameron. It was sweet watching them in person. It just seemed so much more real in person. and there is so much excitement and energy there. And a porn star was sitting 2 seats away. I assume you have seen the pictures. she was actually pretty nasty looking. so fights were over around 10. we mosied outa there. We decided to go to Jet(dance club) our hookup had a VIP table reserved there for us. we take a limo over there. There is a line a mile long and we walk up to the front and get taken right in. They sit us down at the VIP table. to get this table you have to purchase a few grand worth of alchahol. we got there around midnight, and hung out there dancin the night away till 3 or 4 am. that place was wild. wild atmosphere. so we left the club walked around the casino for a little while, some of the guys gambled a bit. Then headed back to the plane. we got back to provo about 7:30.

definantly out of my comfort zone, and not something I would reccomend to the faint of heart, but a good time.

so there you go, enjoy your chatting today. I probably won’t be on again all day.

Comment by Frodo Baggins — May 30, 2007 @ 10:21 am

How does spence know she was a porn star anyway?

Comment by Michael — May 30, 2007 @ 12:52 pm

He probably has her greatest hits!

Hey Doms, you need to fix the 360 pronto, have you seen the new Downloadable content for Crackdown? It looks like its off da hook!

I think Spence scarred away Seth with the WoW bashing.

Comment by jtuffy — May 30, 2007 @ 12:54 pm

Yeah, I’m getting right on that 360-fixing thing.

He must have scarred them away. I was surprised to see that no one had responded to spence’s outrageous trip!

Comment by Michael — May 30, 2007 @ 1:01 pm

I know, i was the most curious about spencer dancing till 3 am! Did you bust out the lawnmower moves spence?

Comment by jtuffy — May 30, 2007 @ 1:05 pm

Yeah, totally! I wonder if this is going to become a regular occurrence for Mr. Money-Bags.

Comment by DOMS 287 — May 30, 2007 @ 1:37 pm

What do you do at a club if you don’t dance and you don’t drink? Watch the ladies i suppose?

Sounds like a wham bam - thank you ma’am kind of night, spence. i would kill to see a UFC fight in person. we used to go to these muay thai fights when we were in thailand. they were pretty cool. elbows and knees flyin’, blood spattering everywhere. but they were mostly little thai guys. i want to see some heavy hitters.

dude, i told you what i did. i handle all of the real estate. any acquisitions, disposals, tax issues, sub-leases, go through our office. we handle all claims, any right of way or easement issues. that sort of thing. anything on that deals with surface rights or real estate goes through us. its been pretty interesting figuring out the real estate stuff. it might come in handy later. maybe a side business.

Comment by The Scam — May 30, 2007 @ 3:23 pm

WHAT DO YOU DO?
You’re at a distant park. Two mothers, otherwise alone, are sitting and chatting at the playground area while their young children (two little girls) play together. No one else even close as far as you can see. It’s well known there’s a multiple murderer frequently killing people, especially children, at large. He kills by sniping for which he is known to be formally trained. He never misses, he leaves until everyone is dead. He only chooses remote areas with few people at a time.

It’s the fall season. Trees everywhere, dried leaves cover the ground. As you casually stroll past the perimeter of the play area (approx. 100 yards away), you see the sniper. He doesn’t see you, but he is aiming for the play area. You are about 35 yards from him. You have a choice to make:

A. Scream at him in hopes he will for ONCE actually run away and not kill anyone that day. (Keep in mind you know he doesn’t scare easily. Chances are he will shoot you and everyone else, no problem), or

B. Run straight for him knowing he will hear you coming through the dry leaves and turn to shoot you on the way. In this case, you know you are likely to be shot numerous times before you reach him, but MAYBE you can stay alive and strong enough to fight him for the gun and kill him and save the others despite your likely death to come, or

C. Hide behind a nearby rock, wait for him to kill the family and retreat, and then discretely follow him to report his whereabouts to the police. Additional families would be sacrificed, but you would live and likely end his reign and save many other people.

What’s your choice? You can’t add or take anything away except for an alternative strategy fitting the scenario.

Comment by DOMS 287 — May 30, 2007 @ 4:35 pm

Here’s a question for the ages:

If you could only eat one thing for two weeks, what would it be?

Me: Either pancakes or ribs. Pancakes are good all the time, any time. But ribs are just great. I don’t know how awesome they would be at 7:00 in the morning, but its only for two weeks. Either one would be nice.

Comment by The Scam — May 30, 2007 @ 4:36 pm

Scam, is your “question for the ages” a coincidence? I’m asking because I JUST NOW posted my question and you didn’t answer it. If that’s a coincidence, I’m gonna just die as the gays do!

Comment by DOMS 287 — May 30, 2007 @ 4:41 pm

total coincedence. but i’ll answer your question.

i would call 911 on my cell phone (if i’m allowed to have a cell phone) tell them what’s about to go down, then i would throw rocks at the dude to distract him. then i’d run at him, bobbin’ and weavin’ to avoid the bullets and then i’d save the day.

or i’d pull out my glock.

Comment by The Scam — May 30, 2007 @ 4:51 pm

Scam, that is a great answer (except for the cheap cell phone addition–too easy)! I don’t have time to further respond, but your answer is hilarious, and the coincidence is amazing!

For your question, tuffy already guessed what I’d choose for two weeks, so I’ll allow him to state it for me. And I hope you realized, Scam, that I wasn’t upset that you didn’t answer my question. I was just saying that since you didn’t, I thought you must not have seen the question, therefore it’s a huge coincidence! Very crazy!

Comment by DOMS 287 — May 30, 2007 @ 5:56 pm

ok, the answer to dom’s question would be similar to Scam’s, I would call the po-po with the cell, (who doesn’t have a cell), then if i had my car nearby i would try to run him over and be honking like a madman, if no car; i would yell and throw rocks and try to keep him distracted, i think going over there wouldn’t do any good unless you had a gun since you would probably most likely be killed and not accomplish anything. This is why i want to get a handgun, a concealed one. It is a trillion to one that you would encounter this situation, but you never know, and if you are armed and properly trained, who knows what could happen.

I know Michaels response, it would be to hide out and wait, he’s good at that if you’ve ever played halo with him! LOL

Scam’s question: i probably would go with a fully loaded BMT from SUBway, you have pretty much all your food groups. It would be sweet, BMT with lettuce, tomatoe, onions, peppers, jalapenos, cheese, salt, pepper and a touch of parmesean! Tasty, and of course it would be toasted! LOL

Comment by jtuffy — May 30, 2007 @ 7:55 pm

Tuffy is killing me over here! The halo crack was too much though! You should specify your food a smidge better by stating ITALIAN BMT - big difference! Also, did you forget the Ranch dressing? I think so. For Scam’s question, you need to state my food preference for me. Be sure and do that.

Comment by DOMS 287 — May 30, 2007 @ 8:25 pm

would it be protein bars, DOMS?

i like the description jon. more than i was expecting. i thought you would go for carl’s jr.

Comment by The Scam — May 30, 2007 @ 8:58 pm

hey you need to think ahead, when you are talking two weeks, but my good buddy CJ, oh how i miss the six dollar big western burger! It is to die for! LOL

And yes, doms would just take his protein powder with him, he would probably just mix it with his wiz or juice plus, its all the same

Comment by jtuffy — May 30, 2007 @ 9:10 pm

Reeeeaaaalllll cute.

Comment by DOMS 287 — May 30, 2007 @ 9:15 pm

oh yeah, you can’t forget the tasty ranch! Or caesar dressing! I’ve been putting that on all my WaWa sandwiches!

Comment by jtuffy — May 30, 2007 @ 9:42 pm

Het Crap Sacks… no fair takin’ cheap shots at me while I can’t respond. I was in a van on my way to St George from 8am to 7 pm. I’m repainting a couple of rooms for my mom before we start on the house. The people that built the house she lives in were out of their minds when they painted the place. It feels like a nursing home.

And as for Spencers comments… he was just scared of all the buttons, we all know he doesn’t even remember what all the x-box controls are, how is he gonna keep track of a whole keyboard worth?

The link was a clip of a guy singing a slow and romantic accoustic version of baby got back… very funny. Check it out at home if you can’t at work.

Comment by Seth — May 31, 2007 @ 12:14 am

No lawnmower, but i did pull out the sprinkler and the que tip cleaning the ears. then I topped it off with a little maccarena. LOL.

She looked like a porn star, and said she was best friends with Jenna Jameson(most viewed porn star on internet)

yep if your not dancin there are plenty of ladies to watch dancin. Good dj, lots of energy, crazy atmosphere.

Cam thanks for the job description. yep, that could come in handy in the future. you could help out “cummings realestate, where your home is gauranteed to stay standing for atleast 3 months.

Seth, I know where all your moms buttons are.

Def call the “po po” then distract the guy, while staying hidden. There are too many unknowns and variables though. Whatever the scenario is I couldn’t watch the family get killed and me not have put my life in front of theirs. I can’t imagine living with that the rest of my life.

food, would definantly be a chimichanga from Bajio. Lime chicken, sweet rice, plenty of cheese inside and out. refried beans and spanish rice on the side, with loads of the mild green sauce slathered across it. top it off with some sour cream and quacomole and I be you me, your in heaven.

Comment by Frodo Baggins — May 31, 2007 @ 12:42 am