July 18, 2007

July 18, 2007
Wed July 18th I’m Back in it, BOYS!!!
Filed under: Uncategorized — The Scam @ 11:26 am
Well, now that i have touched death and scraped my way back into the light, I have reaffirmed my love and devotion to this blog and will dive head first into some torrid discussions. Bring it on.

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I guess no one is quite as psyched about my return as i am.

DOMS, i’m sorry to hear about the mimi. I hope things work out for the best. I’ll give you a call. Or you call me before you leave town.

Comment by The Scam — July 18, 2007 @ 2:27 pm

So, Michael Vick. Loser? How could you electrocute dogs?

Comment by The Scam — July 18, 2007 @ 2:28 pm

well, hey hey, scam is back in action.

Yeah, i think they need to stuff vick in a burlap sack and beat him with soap socks! What a dufus. I mean, i’m not PETA junkie but that is just ridiculous.

Comment by jtuffy — July 18, 2007 @ 2:32 pm

give me a break!!! they are just dogs. who cares. i agree it would be better if they were cats, but really, you should go to jail for fighting dogs. especially if your a professional athlete. his dogs on his property. is this a free country or not.

Scam, you got high speed access for that new equipment yet.

Comment by animal hater — July 18, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

that was suppose to be should not go to jail

Comment by animal hater — July 18, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

dude, i just hate the complete and total disregard for the law. the dude has such an attitude problem and its festoring through out the NFL. do we want to glorify these thugs?

i’m all for fighting the dogs, but nobody needs to just execute them if they loose. c’mon. i’m not a PETA freak either but i draw the line at just being stupid.

i’m working on the internet. depends on how steep the bills are, but i think we are going to have to break down and get the internet at some point.

much love, fellas.

Comment by The Scam — July 18, 2007 @ 5:21 pm

So, went to the Dr today because my leg has been swollen and now I am having alot of pain. And, it looks like the infection I had in high school has come back AGAIN! I’m pretty unhappy about the situation. I don’t think I ever realized how big a deal this is until today… the Dr seemed REALLY concerned.

Comment by Seth — July 18, 2007 @ 6:01 pm

MAN! What’s going on with all of our medical problems!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is something going around (must be karma)!

Looks like I’m back too. I don’t want to talk about my hospital stay right now. Scam, I’ll give you a call soon. Seth, what infection are you talking about?

Now, once and for all, I am probably a HUGE PETA freak (however I can’t say for sure since I don’t know their policies very well). But what I can say FOR SURE is that you are one of the biggest low-lives out there if you purposely injure ANY kind of animal simply for your own satisfaction. Talk about immature, insensitive, low self-confidence faggots. I’ve been stuffed in the hospital, out of the media crap for a week now, so I don’t know anything about this dick loser you’re talking about. But I say don’t do anything to an animal you wouldn’t want someone else to do to you. We are the dominant species, they depend on us to help them and keep them safe. Of course there are some bad seeds out there (animals I’m talking), but it isn’t their fault one single bit under any circumstance. They should be handled, not punished. If you want to truly argue against what I’m saying, then you simply fall into the category of faggots that I described above. Menstrual cycle.

On another note, try to help me understand something that has really been bothering me: You cook bacon; and you bake cookies. WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH THAT!

Comment by DOMS 287 — July 18, 2007 @ 7:08 pm

whats a matter with you doms. you cook in a pan on the stove top. you bake inside an oven. I guess the only thing you understand is blend. guess you don’t cook or bake protein shakes.

Comment by freddie masheddie — July 18, 2007 @ 9:23 pm

I wonder if you could use protien as a flour substitute in baking. A little protein powder a few eggs and an oven and you end up with protien cupcakes? Or, protien pancakes? Who knows?

Comment by Seth — July 18, 2007 @ 9:40 pm

i tried it mixed with scrambled eggs one time. whoa baby, it was bad. not edible at all.

Comment by freddie masheddie — July 18, 2007 @ 11:22 pm

Man you gays are gayzee. Seth, you can actually get recipes like the one you described. You should search the web. I hear they’re good.

Very funny smengler. Let me repost the question a little differently so you can all understand it better:

You “cook” “bac”on; and you “bake” “cook”ies. See it now?

Comment by DOMS 287 — July 19, 2007 @ 1:08 am

Lol, what a bunch of fruit snacks!

Comment by jtuffy — July 19, 2007 @ 8:43 am

We all “saw” it Doms… we just choose to make fun of you for it. You see how that works now?

Comment by Seth — July 19, 2007 @ 10:16 am

So, I was watching O’reilly last night and he had some pretty harsh things to say about the dog fights and executions. Freddie, I thought it was against the rules for you guys to disagree with O’reilly… kinda like I’m required to see all of Michael Moores movies? You playin’ by your own rules now?

Comment by Seth — July 19, 2007 @ 10:18 am

smengles is just mad because he likes running over cats with lawn mowers. i have to say, hanging dogs and beating their heads on the cement is pretty lame.

seth, what are the plans for infection? a “joseph smith” style operation? take a swig of whiskey and let the doc cut it out? i don’t even remember what the actual infection was. i just have vague memories of swelling and redness, but that could have a hundred things.

Comment by The Scam — July 19, 2007 @ 11:06 am

They think it’s in the tissue and not the bone… so, no operation. I am on oral antibiotics and not allowed to do anything. I am going crazy! Rachel has been out at the construction site working… which is cool of her, but I feel bad. If it gets any worse before monday I’ll go on I.V. antibiotics and if there is no improvement by monday I will go on I.V. antibiotics.

Comment by Seth — July 19, 2007 @ 11:17 am

Speak for yoursloth, sloth. I don’t think “we all ’saw’ it”.

I have so many loose ends to tie up, it’s not even funny. Man, have you ever thought, life’s like a box of chocolates… you never know what you’re going to $#!^.

Comment by DOMS 287 — July 19, 2007 @ 1:11 pm

jk. just thought i’d make something up there.

Comment by DOMS 287 — July 19, 2007 @ 1:13 pm

do they have you on pain meds? how do these things just flair up?

DOMS, man, you are a confusing guy. I have to say the whole bacon/cookies thing was cracking me up. Silly puns are the best. sadly, you are their king.

Comment by The Scam — July 19, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

Well First off, its good to have most back in action. I thought we would have to lay to rest the blog.

I didn’t really get the bacon cookie thing, i was just reading it. So i had to call doms to get the scoop. My condolences go out to Doms.

I remember Seth carrying around a little IV baggy thinging with a sweat band. Good times. Hopefully nothing to serious.

Comment by jtuffy — July 19, 2007 @ 1:40 pm

No pain meds… just alot of tossing and turning trying to find an ankle position that doesn’t hurt too much. They never did figure out what was up with the infections in high school. I went to a fancy specialist and all he said is that I didn’t currently have an infection, he couldn’t tell us anything… and it never came back until now. I threw out my sweat bands… didn’t think i’ld ever need them again, guess i’ll have to hit up hot topic and find some good emo ones with skulls and invader zim.

Scam, how are you doin’ back at work? Feelin’ okay? Hope so.

So, what do you all think of this 24 hour debate in the senate? Look up todays Daily Show, they ripped the Dems apart (plus they had Matt Groening.) And, I have to admit… it just feels like an idiotic stunt. I’m really getting annoyed with, well, both sides. We need to make our own political party that doesn’t have a liberal or a conservative view, but one that embraces a practical view… get rid of all the philosophy for philosophies sake and come up with something that actualy works for the most people. Anyway…

Comment by Seth — July 19, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

I agree seth. We should call it the Practical party… NO, NO, we should call it the INDEPENDENT party!! Yeah, they’ll surely vote for us!

Comment by DOMS 287 — July 19, 2007 @ 9:24 pm

How bout a moral party. lol. just think of all the billions wasting on trying to convince people that one party is better than the other. It really is a joke. Both parties are ridiculous, especially the democrats though.

Comment by jtuffy — July 19, 2007 @ 9:52 pm

How about we vote for communism?

Comment by DOMS 287 — July 19, 2007 @ 9:56 pm

why don’t we start our own religion while we’re at it? we can combine the two and make politics our religion. that way, when i become president, everyone will worship me, as well vote for my tax cuts and social security plans.

Comment by The Scam — July 20, 2007 @ 9:27 am

Test, where are the comments

Comment by jtuffy — July 20, 2007 @ 9:30 am

what the freak!

Comment by jtuffy — July 20, 2007 @ 9:30 am

Ok, now i can see the comments. Hey you know what would be fun, lets harras somebody. Check out this article i saw online, crazy how when you get arrested or something they always put the details in the paper. I think we should call this guy up and do some good billy impressions on him. Let me see if i can find his phone number

“Man disorderly at Hill Cumorah

A Syracuse man was ticketed Wednesday for disorderly conduct after he allegedly disturbed a prayer meeting at Hill Cumorah, the site of the Mormon pageant on Route 21 in Manchester.

James Thomas Deferio, 57, of 110 Floral Parkway was accused of using a bull horn to disturb the meeting after being warned not to, according to the Ontario County Sheriff’s Office.”

Comment by jtuffy — July 20, 2007 @ 9:32 am

Got it, here it is.

Deferio, James T110 Floral Pkwy

Syracuse, NY 13205-2331

(315) 469-8069

Comment by jtuffy — July 20, 2007 @ 9:34 am

So, you want us to prank call him?

Comment by Seth — July 20, 2007 @ 9:50 am

What in the world is this all about? Where’s the article? There’s no telling what ol billy would have to say these days!

Comment by DOMS 287 — July 20, 2007 @ 9:51 am

Yep, i’m going to try and prank him latter today, should be funny.

Comment by jtuffy — July 20, 2007 @ 11:16 am

Through out the planning of this prank has your age ever passed through your train of thought? I mean, I’m not saying it’s immature by my standards, it just seemed like you had moved a little bit beyond prank calls. But you haven’t, in fact you have taken it to it’s logical adult equivilent. Kinda funny. Let me know how it turns out!

Comment by Seth — July 20, 2007 @ 11:35 am

Seth has offically shown us that there is a fine line between the Voice of Reason — as Scam proudly claims and practices — and the Voice of Treason, as Seth seems to be. (Artfully of course)

Comment by DOMS 287 — July 20, 2007 @ 3:23 pm

Doms… does anyone besides you ever know what you are talking about? On second thought, do you know what you are talking about… or do the words just spew forth from your grey matter before it has a chance to process it?

Jon, if previous statement seemed derogitory… I apologize. I think it’s hilarious, just didn’t seem like something you would actualy do these days. I have been chucklin’ about it all day, and I’m really excited to hear what happens.

Comment by Seth — July 20, 2007 @ 4:42 pm

Seth, looks like you fit the title of Voice of Sensitivity too. Never question your leaders.

Comment by DOMS 287 — July 21, 2007 @ 12:44 am

Wha?

Anyway… went out to the construction site and rolled my allready screwed up ankle. What a day.

Comment by Seth — July 21, 2007 @ 12:16 pm

alright, i need an update on the jimmy prank. i’m expecting a gut buster.

Comment by The Scam — July 23, 2007 @ 10:23 am

sloth, ankles are worthless.

it’s all about the colon.

Comment by The Scam — July 23, 2007 @ 10:24 am

Ankles are worthless! Mine is about the size of a grapefruit. I’m supposed to stay off it for a few more days… which means pregnant Rachel gets to go and work on the house, which makes me feel like the worst husband ever. And I get to have a dopler of my leg, to see if I have a blood clot. Good times.

How is the ol’ colon, Scam?

And yes, I’m excited to hear what went down with the prank.

Comment by Seth — July 23, 2007 @ 12:17 pm

As colons go, mine feels okay. I’m back to solids but trying to keep things light. i have an appointment tomorrow. we’ll see how things go.

blood clot? is that the root of the infection?

man, rachel is a powerhouse. she’s like pioneer/zulu stock.

Comment by The Scam — July 23, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

zulu stock… i nearly crapped myself!

Comment by Seth — July 23, 2007 @ 1:07 pm

Seth, we know your ankle is the size of a grapefruit, but what about the injured one? It must be like a watermelon! J/K of course. I did see your father-in-law at church yesterday, seth. Actually I saw Greg, his wife, and your mother-in-law too. But it should be noted that I didn’t acknowledge any of them.

Comment by DOMS 287 — July 23, 2007 @ 1:56 pm

doms, i was at church yesterday! our paths our so close, yet so far. we should grab some dinner before you take off. or maybe some cookies.

Comment by The Scam — July 23, 2007 @ 2:09 pm

So, I think Scams new tag should be CB, short for colon blow… What do you think, too much?

So CB, cookies huh? That’s pretty ambitious. I’m enjoying a delicious local favorite for lunch called a bambino. It’s like a little calzone, but fried. Light flaky and delicious!

Doms, good job on not talking to my inlaws… you’re gonna have to teach me how to do that.

Comment by Seth — July 23, 2007 @ 2:58 pm

dude, that old saturday night live commercial was all i could think about in the hospital. hilarious!

the bambino sounds amazing. could it get any better than a fried pizza? why didn’t i think of that. seriously.

man, all i can think about is the food i shouldn’t eat. life sucks.

Comment by The Scam — July 23, 2007 @ 3:43 pm

I was talking to Mom about Dad’s diet and she said he didn’t have to alter it very much, so there is hope that you will be able to eat the things you like.

So, I have dreamed about opening my own restaraunt for 4 nights in a row. Think it’s a sign? We need to go into the restaurant bizz.

Comment by Seth — July 23, 2007 @ 4:38 pm

I’m all about it. the old feed store in jenks closed down. it’s an old barn with this cool patio and loft on the inside. i think it would make a killer building for a restaurant. i just need some cash.

Comment by The Scam — July 23, 2007 @ 4:44 pm