Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Question of the Day: Have you ever wondered if Spence really has .....?
Sorry, this post has been flaged as offensive and has been removed by some babies.
May 27, 2008
Welcome in the short week!

After stumbling upon an interesting article in the newspaper this past week about survivalist, my thoughts have turned to the first true american dream..... owning a piece of land. After doing some searches on some websites i've come up with the idea of buying some, anyone interested. I'm thinking about a nice little spot in Colorado, close to the middle of the country so we can get together during the summers to hang out.
Here's an example.
http://www.landsofamerica.com/america/index.cfm?Detail=&INV_ID=143073

After stumbling upon an interesting article in the newspaper this past week about survivalist, my thoughts have turned to the first true american dream..... owning a piece of land. After doing some searches on some websites i've come up with the idea of buying some, anyone interested. I'm thinking about a nice little spot in Colorado, close to the middle of the country so we can get together during the summers to hang out.
Here's an example.
http://www.landsofamerica.com/america/index.cfm?Detail=&INV_ID=143073
Saturday, May 24, 2008
May 14, 2008
May 14, 2008
RIP the Voice of Reason?
Filed under: Uncategorized — Seth @ 10:33 pm
So… where is everybody?
14 Comments »
I’ve been busy working, working on the house and trying to take care of the family. I feel like I’m about to fall down and go to sleep all the time. We have more recent pics of the house on our blog… http://www.stephensonmunchkins.blogspot.com/ if anyone’s interested in seeing them.
What’s everyone elses excuse for not posting? They better be good.
Also, I heard the Mings had a baby… a month ago! I would congratulate them, but c’mon… I have to hear this from the inlaws? REALLY? But really congratulations Mings on babay Olive. Also… Rachel wants to know what Spencer’s reaction was when he heard the name.
Comment by Seth — May 14, 2008 @ 10:45 pm
Well, I don’t know what is going on with the blog, everyone seems to think they are super busy! LOL.
I can’t believe you didn’t hear about baby Olive. And where are the pics, i bet we never see those, they probably have a blog but don’t want to give it out to us. Scam cut us off a long time ago. I will tell you my thoughts on the baby name (since probably no one will see this). (And this is just my opinion) I think people need to take a step back and think long and hard about the kid’s name. I think if there is a strong possibility that the kid will be ridiculed for the name, you should not consider it. Spencer’s dad told me yesterday that stuart is name his twins, Wrigley and Camdem…..Baseball parks! LOL. Camdem, ..ok, i’ve actually heard that. With that being said, i don’t think Cameron really wanted to go with the name, i think he was pushed into it if you know what i mean.
When is the house going to be finished?
Comment by jtuffy — May 21, 2008 @ 12:58 pm
Names are funny. What’s perfectly normal to one person is absurd to another. There are definantly names that I would never use and names I laugh at everytime I hear them. For instance, my Grandmother thinks we should call Benj “BJ”… and trying to convinse her that we shouldn’t is like trying to convinse Doms that wheat is good for you! She says it’s manly, lol… too funny.
What are the odds that Cam will ever post some pics? What are the odds he will ever call me and tell me about the baby? Since it makes him uncomfortable to talk to people on the phone, I’ll just be waiting until he’s ready.
The house should be done within the next month. Are you guys gonna come visit once we are in? lol As soon as I finish this post I’m headed out to work on our Pergo. As for being bussy, I am… but I’ll still check the blog daily and if someone else has posted I’ll always respond. That’s not to much to ask for being able to stay in touch.
Comment by Seth — May 21, 2008 @ 8:16 pm
Tuffy, right on. Seth… not so much. Unless your ethnic background is the reason for your baby’s crazy name, then you KNOW it’s crazy, and that’s why you chose it. In other words, it’s not “normal” to those people as Seth seems to believe. They chose it because they think it makes their special little twerp that much more special. Ri-di-cu-lous. For this reason I have chosen to look in the updated baby name books and choose the most common names for my kids (well you know, if something were to go terribly wrong). I hear about new babies and their crazy names all the time these days. It is one hellzapoppin’ trend!
So I blog. Soon I’ll halo. Of course tuffy you’d be interested to know that my mom surprised me with news that she and Mitch will be coming here tomorrow! They’ll be here until Tuesday of next week. So that of course means no halo until then. alright time for bed now. Big gay tomorrow. I’ll check the blog!
Comment by DOMS 287 — May 22, 2008 @ 12:46 am
Michael… are you an idiot or just the most argumentative twerp of all time? I in no way stated any of the things you observed in my post. What I meant was exactly what you said. What I consider a ridiculous name, some people don’t… if they want it to be different or they actualy like it or it’s ethnic, doesn’t matter, they would still give their kid a name I wouldn’t. I blame the hippies! Anyway…
Good to hear from you guys! (Even if Doms can’t touch his fingers to the keyboard without straining to stir things up ) Glad to know you aren’t all dead… or something less drastic. Hope we can all be more dillegent posters from here on out… I missed the blog.
Comment by Seth — May 22, 2008 @ 1:07 am
so I guess my credit card that pays for the blog expired or something. I keep getting shut off notices for ttowbloggers. U guys want to keep it alive?
And yes i think Olive is destined for some ridicule. maybe she has a nice middle name like Cameron she can go by.
Comment by yo yo ma — May 22, 2008 @ 9:17 am
When you say destined for ridicule… does that mean you plan on ridiculing her? Just curious. lol
Comment by Seth — May 22, 2008 @ 9:48 am
I’m all about keeping the blog going. We have some classic moments on here.
Seth, again, you’re so weird! “What’s perfectly normal to one person is absurd to another.” That says you believe that some people think crazy names for their kids are normal. Case closed. I acknowledged that you don’t agree with it (”Tuffy, right on. Seth… not so much.”). I just made the point that you aren’t accurate for saying it the way you did.
Comment by DOMS 287 — May 22, 2008 @ 11:14 am
I want to clear something up here. Once and for all, is it true that Michael Chai’s dad not only refuses to pay taxes, but has even proven in court that the constitution says we don’t have to?
Comment by DOMS 287 — May 22, 2008 @ 11:17 am
Going to spencer’s comment, i saw we keep the blog alive, just not this one. Tonight i’ll create a blog on blogspot (which is free and i’ll copy all the comments from here to the new blog, that way we’ll have years of history! LOL)
I also agree with Spencer and Michael, if you really like the name and it is a good fit for the kid then go with it. However; nowadays, i think people do things just to be different and that IS STUPID! Like baggy pants of sideways hats, just begging for attention; and most of the time, the attention isn’t the kind you want.
I don’t know about Michael Chai’s dad, but hopefully he and spencer never get audited! LOL. There is a guy in Jersey who was recently acquitted for not paying taxes because he says it was not a law! Personally the gov’t takes way too much money and their needs to be some serious reform, and non of these dems or repubs are going to get it done.
Comment by jtuffy — May 22, 2008 @ 11:33 am
I hope the new blog is better than this one. We need some bells and whistles.
Comment by DOMS 287 — May 22, 2008 @ 11:39 am
Oh and good news… Romney is spending the weekend or something with our next great president.
Comment by DOMS 287 — May 22, 2008 @ 11:40 am
Hopefully that means he is going hunting in the woods by himself, cause we will definitely not have a “great” president this year.
Comment by jtuffy — May 22, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
OK FOLKS, THIS IS THE END OF TTOWNBLOGGERS.COM. It was a good run, but The Boss’ credit card just expired so they are pulling the plug, the good news is i started a blog over on blogspot; so the URL is ttownblogger.blogspot.com I have painstakingly moved all the past blogs to the new site, You will probably have to have a gmail account to log in and post a comment, but i think everyone does, plus it will be a good excuse for you to create your own family blog like sethels and the cummings. Ok folks, see you on the flip side of the portal.
Comment by RIP TTBLOGGERS — May 24, 2008 @ 8:22 pm
RIP the Voice of Reason?
Filed under: Uncategorized — Seth @ 10:33 pm
So… where is everybody?
14 Comments »
I’ve been busy working, working on the house and trying to take care of the family. I feel like I’m about to fall down and go to sleep all the time. We have more recent pics of the house on our blog… http://www.stephensonmunchkins.blogspot.com/ if anyone’s interested in seeing them.
What’s everyone elses excuse for not posting? They better be good.
Also, I heard the Mings had a baby… a month ago! I would congratulate them, but c’mon… I have to hear this from the inlaws? REALLY? But really congratulations Mings on babay Olive. Also… Rachel wants to know what Spencer’s reaction was when he heard the name.
Comment by Seth — May 14, 2008 @ 10:45 pm
Well, I don’t know what is going on with the blog, everyone seems to think they are super busy! LOL.
I can’t believe you didn’t hear about baby Olive. And where are the pics, i bet we never see those, they probably have a blog but don’t want to give it out to us. Scam cut us off a long time ago. I will tell you my thoughts on the baby name (since probably no one will see this). (And this is just my opinion) I think people need to take a step back and think long and hard about the kid’s name. I think if there is a strong possibility that the kid will be ridiculed for the name, you should not consider it. Spencer’s dad told me yesterday that stuart is name his twins, Wrigley and Camdem…..Baseball parks! LOL. Camdem, ..ok, i’ve actually heard that. With that being said, i don’t think Cameron really wanted to go with the name, i think he was pushed into it if you know what i mean.
When is the house going to be finished?
Comment by jtuffy — May 21, 2008 @ 12:58 pm
Names are funny. What’s perfectly normal to one person is absurd to another. There are definantly names that I would never use and names I laugh at everytime I hear them. For instance, my Grandmother thinks we should call Benj “BJ”… and trying to convinse her that we shouldn’t is like trying to convinse Doms that wheat is good for you! She says it’s manly, lol… too funny.
What are the odds that Cam will ever post some pics? What are the odds he will ever call me and tell me about the baby? Since it makes him uncomfortable to talk to people on the phone, I’ll just be waiting until he’s ready.
The house should be done within the next month. Are you guys gonna come visit once we are in? lol As soon as I finish this post I’m headed out to work on our Pergo. As for being bussy, I am… but I’ll still check the blog daily and if someone else has posted I’ll always respond. That’s not to much to ask for being able to stay in touch.
Comment by Seth — May 21, 2008 @ 8:16 pm
Tuffy, right on. Seth… not so much. Unless your ethnic background is the reason for your baby’s crazy name, then you KNOW it’s crazy, and that’s why you chose it. In other words, it’s not “normal” to those people as Seth seems to believe. They chose it because they think it makes their special little twerp that much more special. Ri-di-cu-lous. For this reason I have chosen to look in the updated baby name books and choose the most common names for my kids (well you know, if something were to go terribly wrong). I hear about new babies and their crazy names all the time these days. It is one hellzapoppin’ trend!
So I blog. Soon I’ll halo. Of course tuffy you’d be interested to know that my mom surprised me with news that she and Mitch will be coming here tomorrow! They’ll be here until Tuesday of next week. So that of course means no halo until then. alright time for bed now. Big gay tomorrow. I’ll check the blog!
Comment by DOMS 287 — May 22, 2008 @ 12:46 am
Michael… are you an idiot or just the most argumentative twerp of all time? I in no way stated any of the things you observed in my post. What I meant was exactly what you said. What I consider a ridiculous name, some people don’t… if they want it to be different or they actualy like it or it’s ethnic, doesn’t matter, they would still give their kid a name I wouldn’t. I blame the hippies! Anyway…
Good to hear from you guys! (Even if Doms can’t touch his fingers to the keyboard without straining to stir things up ) Glad to know you aren’t all dead… or something less drastic. Hope we can all be more dillegent posters from here on out… I missed the blog.
Comment by Seth — May 22, 2008 @ 1:07 am
so I guess my credit card that pays for the blog expired or something. I keep getting shut off notices for ttowbloggers. U guys want to keep it alive?
And yes i think Olive is destined for some ridicule. maybe she has a nice middle name like Cameron she can go by.
Comment by yo yo ma — May 22, 2008 @ 9:17 am
When you say destined for ridicule… does that mean you plan on ridiculing her? Just curious. lol
Comment by Seth — May 22, 2008 @ 9:48 am
I’m all about keeping the blog going. We have some classic moments on here.
Seth, again, you’re so weird! “What’s perfectly normal to one person is absurd to another.” That says you believe that some people think crazy names for their kids are normal. Case closed. I acknowledged that you don’t agree with it (”Tuffy, right on. Seth… not so much.”). I just made the point that you aren’t accurate for saying it the way you did.
Comment by DOMS 287 — May 22, 2008 @ 11:14 am
I want to clear something up here. Once and for all, is it true that Michael Chai’s dad not only refuses to pay taxes, but has even proven in court that the constitution says we don’t have to?
Comment by DOMS 287 — May 22, 2008 @ 11:17 am
Going to spencer’s comment, i saw we keep the blog alive, just not this one. Tonight i’ll create a blog on blogspot (which is free and i’ll copy all the comments from here to the new blog, that way we’ll have years of history! LOL)
I also agree with Spencer and Michael, if you really like the name and it is a good fit for the kid then go with it. However; nowadays, i think people do things just to be different and that IS STUPID! Like baggy pants of sideways hats, just begging for attention; and most of the time, the attention isn’t the kind you want.
I don’t know about Michael Chai’s dad, but hopefully he and spencer never get audited! LOL. There is a guy in Jersey who was recently acquitted for not paying taxes because he says it was not a law! Personally the gov’t takes way too much money and their needs to be some serious reform, and non of these dems or repubs are going to get it done.
Comment by jtuffy — May 22, 2008 @ 11:33 am
I hope the new blog is better than this one. We need some bells and whistles.
Comment by DOMS 287 — May 22, 2008 @ 11:39 am
Oh and good news… Romney is spending the weekend or something with our next great president.
Comment by DOMS 287 — May 22, 2008 @ 11:40 am
Hopefully that means he is going hunting in the woods by himself, cause we will definitely not have a “great” president this year.
Comment by jtuffy — May 22, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
OK FOLKS, THIS IS THE END OF TTOWNBLOGGERS.COM. It was a good run, but The Boss’ credit card just expired so they are pulling the plug, the good news is i started a blog over on blogspot; so the URL is ttownblogger.blogspot.com I have painstakingly moved all the past blogs to the new site, You will probably have to have a gmail account to log in and post a comment, but i think everyone does, plus it will be a good excuse for you to create your own family blog like sethels and the cummings. Ok folks, see you on the flip side of the portal.
Comment by RIP TTBLOGGERS — May 24, 2008 @ 8:22 pm
April 16, 2008
April 16, 2008
We need to livin things up!
Filed under: Uncategorized — Seth @ 9:47 am
What the heck happened to everybody? Anyway, thought this might get things going. I found it quite interesting.
http://www.ornery.org/essays/warwatch/2008-03-30-1.html
Oh… and a big congratulations to the Cummings!
30 Comments »
i hate liars.
they shouldn’t get away with it.
if someone is going to be our commander in chief they can’t make up crap about warfare.
i heard that Sinbad the comedian was with her when all this went down and he just completely made fun of her comments.
Comment by The Scam — April 16, 2008 @ 4:27 pm
Well if Sinbad doesn’t like her… then I don’t! lol
Seriously… liars suck. One of the guys we are building with keeps putting windows and doors in crooked because he is working too fast, and when I called him on some of them… he looked me right in the eye and told me he got them checked and approved by our foreman. But, I was with our foreman when he heard they were crooked and when he checked them for the first time… the day after this guy claimed he talked to him. I just feel disgusted everytime I talk to the guy now.
When I think about politics in a more personal light… the lies really start to piss me off. And, are there any of them that don’t do it? I mean, this thing with Hilary is REALLY bad… but they all lie to some extent. Gets me too worked up.
I wish everyone would pop in and let us know what they think… I especialy interested in Carrie’s take on all this (isn’t she a Hillary fan?)
Comment by Seth — April 17, 2008 @ 9:07 am
i wonder to what extent our past politicians lied. i think about the mythology surrounding “honest abe” and i wonder what fibs he might have told to get things accomplished. for some reason i think lying didn’t become vogue until the 20th century, but who knows. i can’t really see FDR lying either.
whatever happened to integrity? i remember the couple of times that i have outrighted lied, i felt so bad for so many years that i had to call the people up and tell them about it.
do you guys remember katie surwillo? well, her husband brett mckay started this killer blog called the art of manliness (artofmanliness.com). it’s calling for a renaissance of lost manly skills like integrity, pulling out a chair for girls, and carrying a pocket knife with you at all times.
i’ve done a couple of guest posts for him. you guys should check it out.
when it comes to leadership, if you can’t trust what they say then why put them in that position. there is just no respect. i don’t care what other virtues you may have, if i can’t believe the words coming out of your mouth then you are no good to me.
disclaimer: if i ever lied to any of you guys, it probably got me out of some hairy predicament at the time, but no i’m sure i would feel bad if you brought it to light. consider this a blanket apology.
Comment by The Scam — April 17, 2008 @ 10:13 am
Blanket apology… pfft, We want details! We need to get back to the dirty muckslinging roots this blog was founded on! C’mon Cam… spill the beens, you’ll feel better and maybe it’ll give everyone something to freak out about!
As for politics… If I don’t feel like I can trust any of them, does it mean I should just stay home come election day?
Comment by Seth — April 17, 2008 @ 10:27 am
i can’t think of anything specific with you guys or i probably would have apologized already. sorry to disappoint.
i don’t think you should ever not vote. but it certainly is a call to honest people to start standing up for themselves and either running themselves or supporting the virtuous folks. if there are any out there.
Comment by The Scam — April 17, 2008 @ 11:55 am
On a completely unrelated note… just saw this video and it made me laugh.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1719206
enjoy
Comment by Seth — April 17, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
That should be us this summer! Are we getting together? Does anyone have thoughts on a summer get together? If so, please share…
Comment by Seth — April 17, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
Oh man, now that vid is great!!!!!!!!!!
About Hillary. I’m hesitant to straight call her a liar for this particular incident. The truth is, she is smart enough to know better. She knew it was recorded. She certainly knows that the media hangs on her every word just to catch her on misstatements. I tend to believe she just made a ridiculous mistake ON THIS ONE. On the other hand, get that liar Obama out of here!! He definitely lies about his knowledge of his pastor; and that is a bigger lie than Hillary’s even could be. No one was going to vote for Hillary because of her Bosnia experience, and people really shouldn’t decide to vote against her because of it. It’s not all that significant. It would be significant if they proved McCain wasn’t really a POW. She wasn’t putting her whole campaign on being under sniper fire in Bosnia. But the Barackstar has a lot riding on his relationship with with his pastor. There is no doubt about it - he should have no shot at the presidency simply for his pastor (considering that the more we learn about him, the more radical he seems to be, or could be for that matter).
Anyway, the sad thing is all politicians, especially those that aspire to be president, must not have committed a single sin in their entire lives. That’s impossible enough as it is, but then you must consider that no one can even think you have, even according to their own standards. What’s the only answer? Cover-ups and lies. Word to yo motha.
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 17, 2008 @ 11:34 pm
I just wanna throw this out there… I know you guys don’t want to play WoW because of the leveling and the uneven gear matching. But, right now they have a 3v3 player vs player tournament going on. It lasts 6 weeks, 2 weeks to practice with your team, then 4 weeks of matched games. It is on a special server, where everyone is instantly the maximum level and has access to the same gear, all there is to do on this server is fight other players. If you guys are interested, I’ld sign up for the tourny with you and do my best to help you guys figure it out… if not, cool. I just figured this takes away all your reasons for not playing so I’ld give it a shot.
Comment by Seth — April 18, 2008 @ 10:15 am
There is some good blogging going on. I’m loving that these two idiots (hiliary and Osama) are going at it. They are just crumbling the dem party. The dem voters are becoming so entrenched in their candidate that i bet you will see a huge swing of dem voters voting repub because “their” candidate didn’t win. With that being said, I shudder to that that old-man McDoofus will be the president. I can’t believe this is what are country is coming to. People of no character running the free world. But, the people are such idiots in this country, I guess it is just a relection on the general puplic…..which is saying alot.
I don’t mind white lies, some times you have to. I’m sure we have all lied to each other. Can’t think of anything at the moment, but i’m sure we could sling mud if we wanted to! LOL, could be a good time.
Did anyone see this video….
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/04/17/romney-i-could-have-won-with-a-few-more-osmonds/
This is the type of people we need running the country, but most people are idiots so, that is how it goes. well off to a meeting.
Comment by jtuffy — April 18, 2008 @ 10:54 am
Puleez, you want Mitt Notfunny to be our pres? If McCain is so bad, and Romney is so smart, then why is Romney in such high support of McCain, hmmmmm??? Why don’t you take a hint from your idle and jump on the Straight Talk Express. You’d better hurry, it’s pulling out of the station soon!
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 18, 2008 @ 11:54 am
I think it’s a very funny concept, us casually admitting that we’ve lied to each other at some point. It’s funny but I can’t help but feel a little betrayal…
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 18, 2008 @ 11:57 am
Come on doms, you are the king of mis-direction, need i remind you of the school food fight, ben’s egged car, not telling your mom about your beliefs!….. LOL. And Romney is so smart! It is just the people that are voting that are so dumb!!!!
Comment by jo mama — April 18, 2008 @ 12:05 pm
oh, and seth, don’t you still have to pay to play the WoW?
Comment by jo mama — April 18, 2008 @ 12:17 pm
Awwww yes, the classic food fight. It’s moments like those that really shape a man. And man, if looks could kill… spence would certainly not have survived the moment that egg found its way onto Ben’s upholstery.
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 18, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
Does Ben even know about the egg incident?
And Michael… you feel betrayed? Everyone has admitted they may have lied at some point, but no one can think of anything they actualy lied about.
Personaly, all I can think of are the things I used to tell my parents to cover for sleeping over at Jon’s house when his mom wasn’t home and all the shananagans we used to get into. Oh, and not telling Jon that Karen kissed Nick on a dare… but I never lied about it, just neglected to inform him that it happened.
Comment by Seth — April 18, 2008 @ 2:48 pm
LOL, oh come on Seth, I found out about the Karen thing,….don’t know when, but i’m sure I did! That girl was crazy!. She probably kissed everyone of you jokers! But i got the last laugh in the in.
Yep, those nights over at the cummings’ house when mom would go off to reserves were the best. We definitely need to get together this summer and do something illegal! LOL
I think that Michael did tell Ben about the egg incident, just recently acutally! I can remember it so vividly, ben stepping out of his car, yelling, throwing eggs at spencer and them all hitting seth’s garage, then ben taking spencer’s hat off and smashing and egg on it. Classic classic times!
Comment by jtuffy — April 18, 2008 @ 3:05 pm
Oh and scam. Carrying a pocket knife is for girls, i like to wear my trust .45 on my hip when I go out.
Comment by jtuffy — April 18, 2008 @ 6:44 pm
oh, and happy birthday to the blog! it has been one year since its inception (yesterday)
Comment by jtuffy — April 18, 2008 @ 6:49 pm
Well… tuffy… do you really know everything about Karen????
And yeah, I think Ben was the first and the last to egg someone’s house (with multiple eggs) while they are standing right there to watch (seth)!! I couldn’t believe he was doing that! And man could spence dance back then! Who woulda thought?
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 18, 2008 @ 7:09 pm
i love how the blog is hot and heavy for a few days, and then poof! ………..nothing
Comment by jtuffy — April 20, 2008 @ 3:39 pm
Then say something interesting so people will comment! lol
Are any of you monkeys interested in WoWing it up for a month with me? The level 70 server is $20 for 6 weeks and if you do really well, there are cash prives (but I doubt we could manage any of those.) But it would be fun.
Comment by Seth — April 20, 2008 @ 9:29 pm
I’m not even able to play xbox.
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 20, 2008 @ 11:07 pm
what is preventing you from playing x-box? Are you saying if I get one we won’t be able to own noobs for hours?
Comment by Seth — April 21, 2008 @ 10:26 am
Not until the MCAT is out of the way. It was hilarious when you got on that time. “Betrayal” was the keyword that night I believe.
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 21, 2008 @ 11:16 am
Okay, new topic. I don’t have my login info, otherwise I’d start a new thread.
This morning, I pulled onto campus behind an 18-wheeler. We start up a hill towards a stop sign. Just as the semi gets close to the stop sign, they stop right in the middle of the road. I assume they are stopping for another car in front of them or something. Well, just after they stop and I stop behind them, the semi starts rolling back toward me. Initially I assumed it was just rolling back due to the incline and they’d soon be accelerating away from me. Well just as soon as I thought this my thoughts quickly changed because they were then coming back towards me fast. So I throw it reverse and simultaneously step on the gas and horn! Well, it takes a second to get into to gear and the truck slams me a split second before my truck kicks in gear and peels out.
Here’s the problem. I was responsible for running a study this morning that I was now going to be late for as it was. I decided to not call the po-po and I just took their insurance info. After spending ample time transcribing all the info, I realized their insurance form is expired! Now I really don’t have time to call the po-po! So I just drive my busted truck away from the scene. No witnesses. Do you think I’m doomed? I still haven’t had time to report it either.
Thoughts…?
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 22, 2008 @ 11:59 am
absolutely you are hosed! Never walk away from the scene in this day and age, There are only a few honest joes out there, just hope that you found one! Otherwise, there is no proof!
Comment by jtuffy — April 22, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
I know, I know. I’m just beating myself up like crazy for doing it. I certainly have learned my lesson. How does someone have a car accident on a big school campus during the day without a single witness anyway!?
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 22, 2008 @ 12:26 pm
well, you need to call your insurance company ASAP and let them know and give them the info, if he works for a trucking company (probably) you could be safe since they have to have it by law, of course everyone is required by law to have it, i don’t understand how this goes unnoticed, but just like a blind eye is turned in immigration. Those stupid democrats! LOL
Comment by jtuffy — April 22, 2008 @ 12:31 pm
Yeah I’m about to start in on the phones. Worst possible case I pay for my truck and I report the driver via his “How’s my driving” sticker!
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 22, 2008 @ 12:33 pm
We need to livin things up!
Filed under: Uncategorized — Seth @ 9:47 am
What the heck happened to everybody? Anyway, thought this might get things going. I found it quite interesting.
http://www.ornery.org/essays/warwatch/2008-03-30-1.html
Oh… and a big congratulations to the Cummings!
30 Comments »
i hate liars.
they shouldn’t get away with it.
if someone is going to be our commander in chief they can’t make up crap about warfare.
i heard that Sinbad the comedian was with her when all this went down and he just completely made fun of her comments.
Comment by The Scam — April 16, 2008 @ 4:27 pm
Well if Sinbad doesn’t like her… then I don’t! lol
Seriously… liars suck. One of the guys we are building with keeps putting windows and doors in crooked because he is working too fast, and when I called him on some of them… he looked me right in the eye and told me he got them checked and approved by our foreman. But, I was with our foreman when he heard they were crooked and when he checked them for the first time… the day after this guy claimed he talked to him. I just feel disgusted everytime I talk to the guy now.
When I think about politics in a more personal light… the lies really start to piss me off. And, are there any of them that don’t do it? I mean, this thing with Hilary is REALLY bad… but they all lie to some extent. Gets me too worked up.
I wish everyone would pop in and let us know what they think… I especialy interested in Carrie’s take on all this (isn’t she a Hillary fan?)
Comment by Seth — April 17, 2008 @ 9:07 am
i wonder to what extent our past politicians lied. i think about the mythology surrounding “honest abe” and i wonder what fibs he might have told to get things accomplished. for some reason i think lying didn’t become vogue until the 20th century, but who knows. i can’t really see FDR lying either.
whatever happened to integrity? i remember the couple of times that i have outrighted lied, i felt so bad for so many years that i had to call the people up and tell them about it.
do you guys remember katie surwillo? well, her husband brett mckay started this killer blog called the art of manliness (artofmanliness.com). it’s calling for a renaissance of lost manly skills like integrity, pulling out a chair for girls, and carrying a pocket knife with you at all times.
i’ve done a couple of guest posts for him. you guys should check it out.
when it comes to leadership, if you can’t trust what they say then why put them in that position. there is just no respect. i don’t care what other virtues you may have, if i can’t believe the words coming out of your mouth then you are no good to me.
disclaimer: if i ever lied to any of you guys, it probably got me out of some hairy predicament at the time, but no i’m sure i would feel bad if you brought it to light. consider this a blanket apology.
Comment by The Scam — April 17, 2008 @ 10:13 am
Blanket apology… pfft, We want details! We need to get back to the dirty muckslinging roots this blog was founded on! C’mon Cam… spill the beens, you’ll feel better and maybe it’ll give everyone something to freak out about!
As for politics… If I don’t feel like I can trust any of them, does it mean I should just stay home come election day?
Comment by Seth — April 17, 2008 @ 10:27 am
i can’t think of anything specific with you guys or i probably would have apologized already. sorry to disappoint.
i don’t think you should ever not vote. but it certainly is a call to honest people to start standing up for themselves and either running themselves or supporting the virtuous folks. if there are any out there.
Comment by The Scam — April 17, 2008 @ 11:55 am
On a completely unrelated note… just saw this video and it made me laugh.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1719206
enjoy
Comment by Seth — April 17, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
That should be us this summer! Are we getting together? Does anyone have thoughts on a summer get together? If so, please share…
Comment by Seth — April 17, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
Oh man, now that vid is great!!!!!!!!!!
About Hillary. I’m hesitant to straight call her a liar for this particular incident. The truth is, she is smart enough to know better. She knew it was recorded. She certainly knows that the media hangs on her every word just to catch her on misstatements. I tend to believe she just made a ridiculous mistake ON THIS ONE. On the other hand, get that liar Obama out of here!! He definitely lies about his knowledge of his pastor; and that is a bigger lie than Hillary’s even could be. No one was going to vote for Hillary because of her Bosnia experience, and people really shouldn’t decide to vote against her because of it. It’s not all that significant. It would be significant if they proved McCain wasn’t really a POW. She wasn’t putting her whole campaign on being under sniper fire in Bosnia. But the Barackstar has a lot riding on his relationship with with his pastor. There is no doubt about it - he should have no shot at the presidency simply for his pastor (considering that the more we learn about him, the more radical he seems to be, or could be for that matter).
Anyway, the sad thing is all politicians, especially those that aspire to be president, must not have committed a single sin in their entire lives. That’s impossible enough as it is, but then you must consider that no one can even think you have, even according to their own standards. What’s the only answer? Cover-ups and lies. Word to yo motha.
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 17, 2008 @ 11:34 pm
I just wanna throw this out there… I know you guys don’t want to play WoW because of the leveling and the uneven gear matching. But, right now they have a 3v3 player vs player tournament going on. It lasts 6 weeks, 2 weeks to practice with your team, then 4 weeks of matched games. It is on a special server, where everyone is instantly the maximum level and has access to the same gear, all there is to do on this server is fight other players. If you guys are interested, I’ld sign up for the tourny with you and do my best to help you guys figure it out… if not, cool. I just figured this takes away all your reasons for not playing so I’ld give it a shot.
Comment by Seth — April 18, 2008 @ 10:15 am
There is some good blogging going on. I’m loving that these two idiots (hiliary and Osama) are going at it. They are just crumbling the dem party. The dem voters are becoming so entrenched in their candidate that i bet you will see a huge swing of dem voters voting repub because “their” candidate didn’t win. With that being said, I shudder to that that old-man McDoofus will be the president. I can’t believe this is what are country is coming to. People of no character running the free world. But, the people are such idiots in this country, I guess it is just a relection on the general puplic…..which is saying alot.
I don’t mind white lies, some times you have to. I’m sure we have all lied to each other. Can’t think of anything at the moment, but i’m sure we could sling mud if we wanted to! LOL, could be a good time.
Did anyone see this video….
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/04/17/romney-i-could-have-won-with-a-few-more-osmonds/
This is the type of people we need running the country, but most people are idiots so, that is how it goes. well off to a meeting.
Comment by jtuffy — April 18, 2008 @ 10:54 am
Puleez, you want Mitt Notfunny to be our pres? If McCain is so bad, and Romney is so smart, then why is Romney in such high support of McCain, hmmmmm??? Why don’t you take a hint from your idle and jump on the Straight Talk Express. You’d better hurry, it’s pulling out of the station soon!
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 18, 2008 @ 11:54 am
I think it’s a very funny concept, us casually admitting that we’ve lied to each other at some point. It’s funny but I can’t help but feel a little betrayal…
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 18, 2008 @ 11:57 am
Come on doms, you are the king of mis-direction, need i remind you of the school food fight, ben’s egged car, not telling your mom about your beliefs!….. LOL. And Romney is so smart! It is just the people that are voting that are so dumb!!!!
Comment by jo mama — April 18, 2008 @ 12:05 pm
oh, and seth, don’t you still have to pay to play the WoW?
Comment by jo mama — April 18, 2008 @ 12:17 pm
Awwww yes, the classic food fight. It’s moments like those that really shape a man. And man, if looks could kill… spence would certainly not have survived the moment that egg found its way onto Ben’s upholstery.
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 18, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
Does Ben even know about the egg incident?
And Michael… you feel betrayed? Everyone has admitted they may have lied at some point, but no one can think of anything they actualy lied about.
Personaly, all I can think of are the things I used to tell my parents to cover for sleeping over at Jon’s house when his mom wasn’t home and all the shananagans we used to get into. Oh, and not telling Jon that Karen kissed Nick on a dare… but I never lied about it, just neglected to inform him that it happened.
Comment by Seth — April 18, 2008 @ 2:48 pm
LOL, oh come on Seth, I found out about the Karen thing,….don’t know when, but i’m sure I did! That girl was crazy!. She probably kissed everyone of you jokers! But i got the last laugh in the in.
Yep, those nights over at the cummings’ house when mom would go off to reserves were the best. We definitely need to get together this summer and do something illegal! LOL
I think that Michael did tell Ben about the egg incident, just recently acutally! I can remember it so vividly, ben stepping out of his car, yelling, throwing eggs at spencer and them all hitting seth’s garage, then ben taking spencer’s hat off and smashing and egg on it. Classic classic times!
Comment by jtuffy — April 18, 2008 @ 3:05 pm
Oh and scam. Carrying a pocket knife is for girls, i like to wear my trust .45 on my hip when I go out.
Comment by jtuffy — April 18, 2008 @ 6:44 pm
oh, and happy birthday to the blog! it has been one year since its inception (yesterday)
Comment by jtuffy — April 18, 2008 @ 6:49 pm
Well… tuffy… do you really know everything about Karen????
And yeah, I think Ben was the first and the last to egg someone’s house (with multiple eggs) while they are standing right there to watch (seth)!! I couldn’t believe he was doing that! And man could spence dance back then! Who woulda thought?
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 18, 2008 @ 7:09 pm
i love how the blog is hot and heavy for a few days, and then poof! ………..nothing
Comment by jtuffy — April 20, 2008 @ 3:39 pm
Then say something interesting so people will comment! lol
Are any of you monkeys interested in WoWing it up for a month with me? The level 70 server is $20 for 6 weeks and if you do really well, there are cash prives (but I doubt we could manage any of those.) But it would be fun.
Comment by Seth — April 20, 2008 @ 9:29 pm
I’m not even able to play xbox.
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 20, 2008 @ 11:07 pm
what is preventing you from playing x-box? Are you saying if I get one we won’t be able to own noobs for hours?
Comment by Seth — April 21, 2008 @ 10:26 am
Not until the MCAT is out of the way. It was hilarious when you got on that time. “Betrayal” was the keyword that night I believe.
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 21, 2008 @ 11:16 am
Okay, new topic. I don’t have my login info, otherwise I’d start a new thread.
This morning, I pulled onto campus behind an 18-wheeler. We start up a hill towards a stop sign. Just as the semi gets close to the stop sign, they stop right in the middle of the road. I assume they are stopping for another car in front of them or something. Well, just after they stop and I stop behind them, the semi starts rolling back toward me. Initially I assumed it was just rolling back due to the incline and they’d soon be accelerating away from me. Well just as soon as I thought this my thoughts quickly changed because they were then coming back towards me fast. So I throw it reverse and simultaneously step on the gas and horn! Well, it takes a second to get into to gear and the truck slams me a split second before my truck kicks in gear and peels out.
Here’s the problem. I was responsible for running a study this morning that I was now going to be late for as it was. I decided to not call the po-po and I just took their insurance info. After spending ample time transcribing all the info, I realized their insurance form is expired! Now I really don’t have time to call the po-po! So I just drive my busted truck away from the scene. No witnesses. Do you think I’m doomed? I still haven’t had time to report it either.
Thoughts…?
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 22, 2008 @ 11:59 am
absolutely you are hosed! Never walk away from the scene in this day and age, There are only a few honest joes out there, just hope that you found one! Otherwise, there is no proof!
Comment by jtuffy — April 22, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
I know, I know. I’m just beating myself up like crazy for doing it. I certainly have learned my lesson. How does someone have a car accident on a big school campus during the day without a single witness anyway!?
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 22, 2008 @ 12:26 pm
well, you need to call your insurance company ASAP and let them know and give them the info, if he works for a trucking company (probably) you could be safe since they have to have it by law, of course everyone is required by law to have it, i don’t understand how this goes unnoticed, but just like a blind eye is turned in immigration. Those stupid democrats! LOL
Comment by jtuffy — April 22, 2008 @ 12:31 pm
Yeah I’m about to start in on the phones. Worst possible case I pay for my truck and I report the driver via his “How’s my driving” sticker!
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 22, 2008 @ 12:33 pm
March 24, 2008
March 24, 2008
March Madness
Filed under: Uncategorized — The Scam @ 11:35 am
man, this is not going how i planned!
30 Comments »
freakin’ georgetown screwed up my whole bracket. ucla better pull through.
i didn’t know we were filling out more than one bracket here. i was going for the integrity aspect of only filling out one - one bracket to rule them all.
Comment by The Scam — March 24, 2008 @ 11:36 am
man, i know. davidson?! c’mon. nobody picked davidson. jeez, scam, despite your brilliance in so many other areas, picking b-ball teams just isn’t working out for you.
Comment by The Scam — March 25, 2008 @ 12:23 am
scam, you are obviously the most observant and good looking person on this blog. you go scam!
Comment by The Scam — March 25, 2008 @ 9:14 am
What, did you drop out of school or something? Two posts in one day is unheard of… and mocking others for not being active in the blog? I never thought I’ld see the day!
Comment by Seth — March 25, 2008 @ 11:33 am
i just thought i would see what it took to get things going.
i’m close to dropping out of school. doesn’t seem to have done anything for me at this point. i should have taken spencer’s route.
there was this funny commercial on the radio the other day. it was this kid complaining about how his dad told him he would cut the kid off and make him pay his own tuition because the kid wanted to major in ceramics. then this deep radio voice comes on and says, “be a good dad. make sure your kids know you’re involved in their lives and want the best for them.”
i thought it was pretty funny and it made me think of you, seth. when did ceramics get such a bad wrap?
Comment by The Scam — March 25, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
It all started the day some dude wrapped his hands around some spinning mud.
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 28, 2008 @ 11:42 am
Actualy… it really started with coils. So, some guy making snakes the way little kids do when they play with play-doh. And it’s funny that pottery has such a bad wrap since it’s what got everyone plates and bowls and water jugs and just about everything else people used in their kitchens for thousands of years. Even today, where do toilet bowls come from? Industrial ceramics… and the heat sheild on the space shuttle? Same place. They even make ceramic hand guns! People think ceramics and they think of a bunch of dead beat hippie high school art wannabees, but there is a big market for ceramics all the way from pottery to industry. Fascinating huh?
Comment by Seth — March 28, 2008 @ 3:28 pm
That is rather fascinating but I wouldn’t get my hopes up too high. All kids grow up expecting to make it to the big leagues. I mean, every kid lays awake at night dreaming of sculpting his first big-boy toilet.
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 30, 2008 @ 9:44 pm
I do think it would be really funny to make a toilet. Throw the bowl on the wheel and sculpt the rest and glaze it some crazy color… like zebra stripes. It would be awsome! lol
Comment by Seth — March 31, 2008 @ 10:07 am
you should really change up the design of your toilet. give it arm rests or make it more ergonomically structured for the booty.
Comment by The Scam — March 31, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
Actually, now that you mention it, I actually have dreamt of redefining the way the toilet is designed. Don’t you just absolutely hate the splash factor! I mean come on! Who designed this thing and why hasn’t it been revised by now! And guys, I’m talking about the splash from a standing position that just causes a mess around the rim. I’m sure you guys can better relate to the sitting splashes. Either way I’m sure everyone can agree. So Seth, why don’t you do the dirty work on the toilet?
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 31, 2008 @ 12:57 pm
I did some really dirty work on the toilet this morning… whew! And you want to talk about splash factor… there’s nothing worse that splash factor in a porta-potty! That’s the number 1 reason I’m ready to be done with construction… no… more… porta-potty!
Comment by Seth — March 31, 2008 @ 1:38 pm
i’ve thought about a better design for a urinal regarding the splash factor. something to prevent the rebound splash onto my pants. it’s hard to impress the ladies with piddle spots.
Comment by The Scam — March 31, 2008 @ 4:28 pm
Guys… We may be on to something.
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 31, 2008 @ 8:09 pm
i swear, they need to make some sort of funneling system and channel it away. seriously. after all these years of the toilet, you think they would have made some innovations. seth, i want something on my desk by the morning - a design, not your piddle.
Comment by The Scam — March 31, 2008 @ 10:39 pm
Scam, I’m totally with you. I truly have imagined how much better it’d be if they had a funnel-type system here. You could say goodbye to the splash factor. Think about one of those old tall urinals? Well, imagine turning one around and tilting it towards you a little. Then you could just send it smoothly down the slope. Instead of the great idea of peeing directly into a wall just a few inches away as is the case with the normal urinal. Splash central unless you pinch it off a little. Or the other option of going straight into the collecting area, also just a few inches away. It’s one thing to cause a splash at home that you simply have to clean up, but it’s another thing when you’re at a public urinal and it’s splashing directly on you ! I mean get a clue, have you noticed the concept of the urinal-flush??? It sends the water down the wall of the urinal… NO SPLASHING! But we are supposed to power wash it off I guess. And one more thing about the urinals, have you thought about the mechanism of diffusion? I’m saying, you’re peeing into a small area that keeps all non-diluted gases/odors confined as they try to diffuse. The only way they can go is up… Up into your face! What is the deal with this! We’re just sticking our faces right into this! I could go on and on about this. This has got to be one of the 8 wonders - why hasn’t the toilet been redesigned to a more functional/reasonable system after all these years??? Seth, I hope you got them memo.
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 1, 2008 @ 9:33 am
LOL, this is too good, I was just talking about the splash factor the other day with jen. I said, “isn’t it amazing that when you sit down to go number 2, that you usually pee after you drop the bombs, that is because the bombs can sometimes cause the little “ka-plunck” and shot up a few droplets in the bombers direction, if you pee first, it could be pee water on your backside!” LOL. Also, i saw some statistic that says that most of the fresh water in the home is used in the toliet! That is crazy! The cammode, definitely needs to be revamped. I’m in on this one, lets get a team together and design a new throne.
Comment by jtuffy — April 1, 2008 @ 10:27 am
you know what was a better idea and worked better than the urinal - the trough. you know the big long trough that had a little stream of water running through it and all the dudes just found a spot and did their business. there was no mess, no fuss, definitely no back splash, and you got to be a little cozy with your neighbor. there was a real sense of community.
man, how things have changed.
Comment by The Scam — April 1, 2008 @ 12:33 pm
There should be no sense of community in the can… strictly private time. Be careful what you wish for there Scam, you’ll end up like Larry Craig!
Comment by Seth — April 1, 2008 @ 12:53 pm
you idahoans know all about bathroom “etiquette”, don’t you.
Comment by The Scam — April 1, 2008 @ 1:55 pm
does anybody know if they have changed the showering format at the MTC? now that was community.
Comment by The Scam — April 1, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
Yeah, talk about nuts, i remember the community tree shower. You just had to get in an out and make sure the guy across from you was in the middle of the pole. LOL
Comment by jtuffy — April 1, 2008 @ 2:14 pm
i never understood the guys that would hang out in the shower and talk and stuff. i heard about dudes filling up the laundry carts and making “pools” and then hanging out in the buff.
i enjoy community, but not all man naked community
Comment by The Scam — April 1, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
Oh yes, the trough… Those were definitely the days. I’ll never forget in kindergarden when we had to use one of those things in Sapulpa and Justin Hershburger pointed out the size of Levy Eaton’s winky. Okay, so we just need to merge the antisplash of the trough with the privacy of Seth’s special place.
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 1, 2008 @ 3:48 pm
Ok… did anyone else crack up when John said, “Yeah, talk about nuts, i remember the community tree shower.” Too funny!
I was no huge fan of the community show-off, err… shower, but I always felt bad for the guys who insisted on useing the handycapped showers so they could have privacy. Always seemed a little pathetic.
Comment by Seth — April 1, 2008 @ 8:26 pm
dude, i didn’t catch the “nuts” line but now i’m rollin’. yea, i think everyone felt awkward. i guess it’s one of those “when in rome…” type situations.
Comment by The Scam — April 1, 2008 @ 10:34 pm
Tell me, do the sister missionaries have the same setup?
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 2, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
man, they have and always will have a better set up. i swear that dudes get the bottom of the barrel most of the time.
on my mission, the sisters always got posh apartments with queen size beds while i was living in an adobe hut sleeping on a gunny sack full of hay. gender equality, my booty.
Comment by The Scam — April 2, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
they got private showers. that’s what i meant by “better set up”.
Comment by The Scam — April 2, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
so did all the “toilet” talk drive everyone away?
or is everyone just crying because Memphis made it to the final game?
Comment by The Scam — April 7, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
March Madness
Filed under: Uncategorized — The Scam @ 11:35 am
man, this is not going how i planned!
30 Comments »
freakin’ georgetown screwed up my whole bracket. ucla better pull through.
i didn’t know we were filling out more than one bracket here. i was going for the integrity aspect of only filling out one - one bracket to rule them all.
Comment by The Scam — March 24, 2008 @ 11:36 am
man, i know. davidson?! c’mon. nobody picked davidson. jeez, scam, despite your brilliance in so many other areas, picking b-ball teams just isn’t working out for you.
Comment by The Scam — March 25, 2008 @ 12:23 am
scam, you are obviously the most observant and good looking person on this blog. you go scam!
Comment by The Scam — March 25, 2008 @ 9:14 am
What, did you drop out of school or something? Two posts in one day is unheard of… and mocking others for not being active in the blog? I never thought I’ld see the day!
Comment by Seth — March 25, 2008 @ 11:33 am
i just thought i would see what it took to get things going.
i’m close to dropping out of school. doesn’t seem to have done anything for me at this point. i should have taken spencer’s route.
there was this funny commercial on the radio the other day. it was this kid complaining about how his dad told him he would cut the kid off and make him pay his own tuition because the kid wanted to major in ceramics. then this deep radio voice comes on and says, “be a good dad. make sure your kids know you’re involved in their lives and want the best for them.”
i thought it was pretty funny and it made me think of you, seth. when did ceramics get such a bad wrap?
Comment by The Scam — March 25, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
It all started the day some dude wrapped his hands around some spinning mud.
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 28, 2008 @ 11:42 am
Actualy… it really started with coils. So, some guy making snakes the way little kids do when they play with play-doh. And it’s funny that pottery has such a bad wrap since it’s what got everyone plates and bowls and water jugs and just about everything else people used in their kitchens for thousands of years. Even today, where do toilet bowls come from? Industrial ceramics… and the heat sheild on the space shuttle? Same place. They even make ceramic hand guns! People think ceramics and they think of a bunch of dead beat hippie high school art wannabees, but there is a big market for ceramics all the way from pottery to industry. Fascinating huh?
Comment by Seth — March 28, 2008 @ 3:28 pm
That is rather fascinating but I wouldn’t get my hopes up too high. All kids grow up expecting to make it to the big leagues. I mean, every kid lays awake at night dreaming of sculpting his first big-boy toilet.
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 30, 2008 @ 9:44 pm
I do think it would be really funny to make a toilet. Throw the bowl on the wheel and sculpt the rest and glaze it some crazy color… like zebra stripes. It would be awsome! lol
Comment by Seth — March 31, 2008 @ 10:07 am
you should really change up the design of your toilet. give it arm rests or make it more ergonomically structured for the booty.
Comment by The Scam — March 31, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
Actually, now that you mention it, I actually have dreamt of redefining the way the toilet is designed. Don’t you just absolutely hate the splash factor! I mean come on! Who designed this thing and why hasn’t it been revised by now! And guys, I’m talking about the splash from a standing position that just causes a mess around the rim. I’m sure you guys can better relate to the sitting splashes. Either way I’m sure everyone can agree. So Seth, why don’t you do the dirty work on the toilet?
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 31, 2008 @ 12:57 pm
I did some really dirty work on the toilet this morning… whew! And you want to talk about splash factor… there’s nothing worse that splash factor in a porta-potty! That’s the number 1 reason I’m ready to be done with construction… no… more… porta-potty!
Comment by Seth — March 31, 2008 @ 1:38 pm
i’ve thought about a better design for a urinal regarding the splash factor. something to prevent the rebound splash onto my pants. it’s hard to impress the ladies with piddle spots.
Comment by The Scam — March 31, 2008 @ 4:28 pm
Guys… We may be on to something.
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 31, 2008 @ 8:09 pm
i swear, they need to make some sort of funneling system and channel it away. seriously. after all these years of the toilet, you think they would have made some innovations. seth, i want something on my desk by the morning - a design, not your piddle.
Comment by The Scam — March 31, 2008 @ 10:39 pm
Scam, I’m totally with you. I truly have imagined how much better it’d be if they had a funnel-type system here. You could say goodbye to the splash factor. Think about one of those old tall urinals? Well, imagine turning one around and tilting it towards you a little. Then you could just send it smoothly down the slope. Instead of the great idea of peeing directly into a wall just a few inches away as is the case with the normal urinal. Splash central unless you pinch it off a little. Or the other option of going straight into the collecting area, also just a few inches away. It’s one thing to cause a splash at home that you simply have to clean up, but it’s another thing when you’re at a public urinal and it’s splashing directly on you ! I mean get a clue, have you noticed the concept of the urinal-flush??? It sends the water down the wall of the urinal… NO SPLASHING! But we are supposed to power wash it off I guess. And one more thing about the urinals, have you thought about the mechanism of diffusion? I’m saying, you’re peeing into a small area that keeps all non-diluted gases/odors confined as they try to diffuse. The only way they can go is up… Up into your face! What is the deal with this! We’re just sticking our faces right into this! I could go on and on about this. This has got to be one of the 8 wonders - why hasn’t the toilet been redesigned to a more functional/reasonable system after all these years??? Seth, I hope you got them memo.
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 1, 2008 @ 9:33 am
LOL, this is too good, I was just talking about the splash factor the other day with jen. I said, “isn’t it amazing that when you sit down to go number 2, that you usually pee after you drop the bombs, that is because the bombs can sometimes cause the little “ka-plunck” and shot up a few droplets in the bombers direction, if you pee first, it could be pee water on your backside!” LOL. Also, i saw some statistic that says that most of the fresh water in the home is used in the toliet! That is crazy! The cammode, definitely needs to be revamped. I’m in on this one, lets get a team together and design a new throne.
Comment by jtuffy — April 1, 2008 @ 10:27 am
you know what was a better idea and worked better than the urinal - the trough. you know the big long trough that had a little stream of water running through it and all the dudes just found a spot and did their business. there was no mess, no fuss, definitely no back splash, and you got to be a little cozy with your neighbor. there was a real sense of community.
man, how things have changed.
Comment by The Scam — April 1, 2008 @ 12:33 pm
There should be no sense of community in the can… strictly private time. Be careful what you wish for there Scam, you’ll end up like Larry Craig!
Comment by Seth — April 1, 2008 @ 12:53 pm
you idahoans know all about bathroom “etiquette”, don’t you.
Comment by The Scam — April 1, 2008 @ 1:55 pm
does anybody know if they have changed the showering format at the MTC? now that was community.
Comment by The Scam — April 1, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
Yeah, talk about nuts, i remember the community tree shower. You just had to get in an out and make sure the guy across from you was in the middle of the pole. LOL
Comment by jtuffy — April 1, 2008 @ 2:14 pm
i never understood the guys that would hang out in the shower and talk and stuff. i heard about dudes filling up the laundry carts and making “pools” and then hanging out in the buff.
i enjoy community, but not all man naked community
Comment by The Scam — April 1, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
Oh yes, the trough… Those were definitely the days. I’ll never forget in kindergarden when we had to use one of those things in Sapulpa and Justin Hershburger pointed out the size of Levy Eaton’s winky. Okay, so we just need to merge the antisplash of the trough with the privacy of Seth’s special place.
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 1, 2008 @ 3:48 pm
Ok… did anyone else crack up when John said, “Yeah, talk about nuts, i remember the community tree shower.” Too funny!
I was no huge fan of the community show-off, err… shower, but I always felt bad for the guys who insisted on useing the handycapped showers so they could have privacy. Always seemed a little pathetic.
Comment by Seth — April 1, 2008 @ 8:26 pm
dude, i didn’t catch the “nuts” line but now i’m rollin’. yea, i think everyone felt awkward. i guess it’s one of those “when in rome…” type situations.
Comment by The Scam — April 1, 2008 @ 10:34 pm
Tell me, do the sister missionaries have the same setup?
Comment by DOMS 287 — April 2, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
man, they have and always will have a better set up. i swear that dudes get the bottom of the barrel most of the time.
on my mission, the sisters always got posh apartments with queen size beds while i was living in an adobe hut sleeping on a gunny sack full of hay. gender equality, my booty.
Comment by The Scam — April 2, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
they got private showers. that’s what i meant by “better set up”.
Comment by The Scam — April 2, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
so did all the “toilet” talk drive everyone away?
or is everyone just crying because Memphis made it to the final game?
Comment by The Scam — April 7, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
February 25, 2008
February 25, 2008
Monday February 25
Filed under: Uncategorized — jtuffy @ 12:34 pm
Ok, new post, since the old one takes to long to scroll through.
Here is Grace and Kirsten at Chucky Cheese on Saturday when i had some baby sitting duties.
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Ok, Doms, I don’t know what documentary you saw on PBS that gave you a stubby for McCain, but hopefully you will see that he isn’t the best this country has to offer.
Comment by jtuffy — February 25, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
It wouldn’t be the same if you didn’t have a few racial jabs….OK, i’m moving my post over to the new post so i don’t have to scroll down everytime, it takes longer to load………
Comment by jtuffy — February 25, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
Nice plug with your stubby. When I get there this weekend, I’m gonna show you what a real subby-plug is!
Comment by DOMS 287 — February 25, 2008 @ 2:10 pm
I difinitely don’t want to know what that is, you’re sleeping in the basement!
Comment by jtuffy — February 25, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
Don’t worry, you’ll like it. Ask seth!
Comment by DOMS 287 — February 25, 2008 @ 2:19 pm
LOL, SP would like to divulge the details.
Comment by jtuffy — February 25, 2008 @ 2:28 pm
I’m so lost… is Michael saying he is doin’ dudes? I guess if I fell victim to his “plug” it was small enough that I didn’t notice. lol
Do any of you guys remember Curtis sleeping over at Doms’ place and then complaining about having a chapped, sore anus the next day? Man, I remember about dieing when I heard that!
Comment by Seth — February 26, 2008 @ 1:59 am
Oh yes, i remember that well! I’m sure doms had a “little” something to do with that! LOL, that story kills me.
Comment by jtuffy — February 26, 2008 @ 9:09 am
Man,……the blog is hot and heavy for a while then it just dies off! So any plans for the weekend?
Comment by jtuffy — February 28, 2008 @ 10:16 am
No plans here.
Comment by DOMS 287 — February 28, 2008 @ 2:11 pm
You’d better have some good plans.
Comment by jtuffy — February 28, 2008 @ 2:21 pm
Well I guess I do. Have you heard about the midget?
Comment by DOMS 287 — February 28, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
Yes, spencer said he arrived but nothing after that. That is quite the first impression huh!
Comment by jtuffy — February 28, 2008 @ 2:44 pm
It must be nice to have so much money that you don’t have to worry about anything.
Comment by DOMS 287 — February 28, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
I know, can you imagine, but with more money comes more problems
Comment by jtuffy — February 28, 2008 @ 3:16 pm
Name one problem…
Comment by DOMS 287 — February 28, 2008 @ 4:18 pm
keeping up with the jones’!!! That is a thousand problems within one
Comment by jtuffy — February 28, 2008 @ 4:22 pm
Speaking of, it’s about that time…
Comment by DOMS 287 — February 28, 2008 @ 6:55 pm
Ok, what is going on here, no more blogs?
Comment by jtuffy — March 4, 2008 @ 8:51 am
Was this last weekend the big get together? You guys have a good time?
Comment by Seth — March 4, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
i don’t know what we are going to blog about once the election is over.
what are everyone’s thoughts on brett favre? i will admit, i got a little choked up that i won’t see him playing in the snow anymore. it’s truly an end of an era. takes me back to the aikman and young days just thinking about it.
Comment by The Scam — March 5, 2008 @ 12:33 pm
You know, i’ve never been a big fan of farve. Don’t know why, I liked young and of course aikman. But, never a fan of farve.
Did you see that Clinton wants barack insane obama for her VP if she gets the nod! WOuldn’t that be a hoot, would be carrie’s dream come true.
Comment by jtuffy — March 5, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
She a Hillary fan? I take it there was some heated debate at your get together.
Comment by Seth — March 5, 2008 @ 2:28 pm
dude, if hillary gets the nod that just makes it easier on mccain. which makes DOMS happy.
Comment by The Scam — March 5, 2008 @ 4:13 pm
oh yea, how did the big weekend go down? is everyone still on speaking terms? any old school pillow fights?
Comment by The Scam — March 5, 2008 @ 4:58 pm
The big weekend was hilarious, and yes everyone is still on speaking terms, even though there was some old school pillow fighting going down and some drama. I’ll let Doms explain that one if he wants.
Carrie was a hoot, she has got some very intersting ideas (liberal) LOL
Comment by jtuffy — March 5, 2008 @ 5:29 pm
anything that starts with DOMS needing to explain means we’re in for a treat.
i can’t believe that carrie still associates with you guys. did you make her cry?
Comment by The Scam — March 5, 2008 @ 5:51 pm
associates with us? what is that supposed to mean? No it was a riot, we had a grand old time talking with her
Comment by jtuffy — March 5, 2008 @ 7:09 pm
I’m glad she still associates with someone… For all I knew she was half way around the world!
I’m excited to hear about the drama! Bring it on Doms!
Comment by Seth — March 5, 2008 @ 7:51 pm
we can’t rely on DOMS to get us this info, we might be waiting forever.
would anyone be upset if i said i was voting for obama? just testing the waters.
tuffy, have you had to ward off any intruders with your trusty sidearm?
Comment by The Scam — March 6, 2008 @ 11:36 am
I’m sure doms will get us the info soon! LOL
Yes Scam, that is just Crazy! Why would you vote for him? Tell me what Obama has done? Name one thing…. You can’t, because he hasn’t done anything, he is a nobody; another politician loser trying to get a meal ticket from the hard-working people of America! Trying to raise our taxes and get us out of Iraq.
I haven’t had to use my trusty firearm yet. Doms and i were pretty crack shots at the range last week (him more so than me). I did apply for a concealed weapons permit the other day, so i’ll be able to pack some heat coming up. That will be weird, walking around with a gun.
Comment by jtuffy — March 6, 2008 @ 12:01 pm
okay, i’m all for carrying a gun around, in theory. but in reality, i don’t see the practicality. i mean, what are you going to do with it? save the day? if you’re at the 7-11 and some dude walks in and wants to rob the joint, are you really going to pull out your gun and cap him? it seems that would make the situation more dangerous. the average joe that carries a gun isn’t trained in safety procedures and what not and the most experience they probably have is playing medal of honor on the xbox.
that being said, i think its about the coolest thing on the planet to walk around carrying a gun. that’s been my dream for as long as i can remember: wear a suit and carry a gun.
Comment by The Scam — March 6, 2008 @ 1:34 pm
LOL, i remember that dream. You always used to say that! What happened?
And yes, i believe i would have the courage to act in that type of situation. Of course just because you have a gun doesn’t mean that you know how to use it. That is why i go to the shooting range. I can see how practice totally improves your aim and reflexes. Practice makes perfect. And yes, medal of honor helps.
Comment by jtuffy — March 6, 2008 @ 2:02 pm
VOTING FOR OBAMA?!? Do you know what color he is????????????????????????? HE’S BLUE!!!!!!! Very blue!!!!!! And I’m going to be blue too if he gets elected!!!
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 6, 2008 @ 8:29 pm
jeez, what part of your body is going to be blue?
i’m watching red dawn right now. man, it is such a ridiculously awesome movie. i used to wish my school would get attacked by russians so i could take off into the mountains and blow stuff up. every kids dream.
Comment by The Scam — March 8, 2008 @ 12:59 am
Yep, that movie is a classic, i was just talking about it the other day.
Comment by jtuffy — March 9, 2008 @ 6:23 pm
alright, now that a week has passed, are we going to get an update on the super reunion weekend. thanks for the info, DOMS. way to keep us abreast of the situation.
Comment by The Scam — March 10, 2008 @ 3:01 pm
Well, i can try to keep you abreast of the situation as best as i can. LEts see, spencer is addicted to crack berries, michael has a man-crush on his laptop, jonny is unapologetic, and carrie’s hormones are on the verge of a primordial rage!! I think that about covers it! LOL, it was a pretty funny weekend.
Comment by jtuffy — March 10, 2008 @ 3:07 pm
ahh man, see now i have to know some details. what are crack berries? hasn’t carrie always been that horny? are we sure that michael’s man-crush is only on his laptop?
you’ve left so many questions unanswered.
Comment by The Scam — March 10, 2008 @ 4:31 pm
i refer to blackberry’s as crack berries. (he has a dash astually) I don’t konw about carrie scam, you’ll have to fillus in on that one! LOL. And i’m sure Dom’s has plenty of man-crushes!
I tried calling you today scam, but once again, that thing is always left unaswered, just like your questions i guess!
Comment by jtuffy — March 10, 2008 @ 9:49 pm
oooo. i’ll take that slam. i swear that my phone doesn’t show that i got a call unless they leave a message. don’t talk to me, talk to my phone.
its really funny because everyone thinks that carrie and i were all over each other. we dated when she was in middle school and i was a total nerd. there was no action taking place. i have no idea how far her horniness dates back. i certainly didn’t experience any of it. tuffy, you were more the likely recipient of her aggressiveness than i was. i didn’t even get hand holding. i swear, i was a total loser in those days. it must have been my glasses.
Comment by The Scam — March 11, 2008 @ 11:03 am
It was probably the flannel jeans that you never washed, they probably threw your manly stench off.
We really should be asking Michael those type of questions. I think he is the only one that got some action. I just tried to put the moves on her once and she shot me down, something to do with Katie! LOL
Comment by jtuffy — March 11, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
that’s right, DOMS was the only one to get any real action. i wonder how carrie feels about those days. DOMS, comments?
Comment by The Scam — March 12, 2008 @ 11:37 am
I wonder how Carrie feels about being refered to as “real action”? lol
Comment by Seth — March 12, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
She is probably pretty proud! LOL
Comment by jtuffy — March 12, 2008 @ 2:14 pm
if someone referred to me as “real action” i would feel pretty good about myself.
Comment by The Scam — March 12, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
Yep, i guess we’ll never know that. The topic of sexual tension between you and carrie came up over the weekend though. That was pretty funny. We were talking about that weekend at spencer’s big house, the pillow fight weekend.
Comment by jtuffy — March 12, 2008 @ 3:07 pm
there was no tension. i was too much of a weenie to create any tension. besides, why does that seem to be a topic that keeps coming up? jeez. why doesn’t michael take a hit in that department. i can think of plenty of sexually tense moments for DOMS. (i.e. that chick that straddled him in the car in utah and he totally dissed her and shot down her advances and then we had to hang out with them the rest of the night - tense)
Comment by The Scam — March 12, 2008 @ 4:35 pm
LOL, man, i don’t remember that story. Where were we?
Comment by jtuffy — March 12, 2008 @ 4:50 pm
DOMS was in a park somewhere, we were all at spencer’s house. then they came back and it was all awkward.
Comment by The Scam — March 12, 2008 @ 5:33 pm
who was the girl?
Comment by jtuffy — March 12, 2008 @ 7:04 pm
Oh man, now that was a classic moment! Tuffy, she was just at your house a few weeks ago…
Talk about tension! Too bad I was still caught up on Brooke and had some superstitions and thoughts of karma! That girl would have worked me over (just how I like it) had I not been so muscular! Of course don’t let Jenny read this. She was quite offended back then… BY ME!!
Yep, those were the days
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 12, 2008 @ 11:05 pm
You know, there were three distinct moments with her - the truck of course being the most memorable. Thinking back, I don’t know how I resisted. One thing’s for sure; had she gotten her way, the bishop would’ve had to repent just hearing her confession!
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 12, 2008 @ 11:11 pm
The truck moment was so classic and oh so smooth… just let me know if you need to be reminded of the details. She was good… real good.
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 12, 2008 @ 11:20 pm
I need to be reminded of the details…. I still don’t know who this is about. Is it about carrie or melinda?
Comment by jtuffy — March 13, 2008 @ 7:34 am
Yes, Melinda! I’ll get the details to you later.
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 13, 2008 @ 2:52 pm
dude, the details need to be available to all.
seriously, DOMS, you pick the weirdest moments to show restraint. although i’m proud you didn’t allow her to grope you, most men would have caved in a situation like that.
Comment by The Scam — March 13, 2008 @ 3:07 pm
Of course I meant to all when I said “you.”
The funny thing is, I was planning on taking her to the park to tell her it wasn’t going to work out between us. This was after our moment in the tent (which was pretty freaky considering it was a small tent and we weren’t even close to the only ones in it!), and our second moment in the floor of spence’s living room! These are stories of their own. Anyway, we arrive at the park, and this girl doesn’t let me get a word in edgewise. This was when she put the move of professionals on me. She begins to crawl into my lap, straddling me (as scam accurately recalled), all while I’m trying to get her to stop (I stress the word “trying” because I could barely bring myself to tell her). Well, she was good enough at that but I still felt like I was in control when all of the sudden the back of my captain’s seat falls all the way back with her on top of me!! That’s when all I could hear was, “Danger Will Robinson, Danger!”
Man she was good! Oh what I’d give to go back to that moment! Why doesn’t this ever happen to me now!
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 13, 2008 @ 4:13 pm
yikes, i forgot about the reclining car seat. i’ve got to try that move.
dude, i don’t think i ever heard the tent story. do tell.
Comment by The Scam — March 13, 2008 @ 5:48 pm
Oh man, i remember that. The good old days huh! Some crazy times indeed.
Comment by jtuffy — March 14, 2008 @ 8:46 am
boys, i’m on spring break. it is certainly a well needed break. so, who’s in for a bracket?
Comment by The Scam — March 17, 2008 @ 10:36 am
i am, check your email
Comment by jtuffy — March 17, 2008 @ 10:38 am
a bracket? Got any big spring break plans?
Comment by Seth — March 17, 2008 @ 10:56 am
Here’s a plan, get xbox live scam! LOL
Comment by jtuffy — March 17, 2008 @ 10:58 am
yikes! is it time for me to join the 21st century?
so far, my spring break plans have involved me, a rake, and all the leaves that i failed to rake from the autumn. i’ve already filled up fifteen huge trash bags and i’m not even close to being done. spring break pretty much sucks on my end.
for some good news - i’m four bosses away from beating crackdown.
Comment by The Scam — March 17, 2008 @ 11:00 pm
Monday February 25
Filed under: Uncategorized — jtuffy @ 12:34 pm
Ok, new post, since the old one takes to long to scroll through.
Here is Grace and Kirsten at Chucky Cheese on Saturday when i had some baby sitting duties.
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Ok, Doms, I don’t know what documentary you saw on PBS that gave you a stubby for McCain, but hopefully you will see that he isn’t the best this country has to offer.
Comment by jtuffy — February 25, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
It wouldn’t be the same if you didn’t have a few racial jabs….OK, i’m moving my post over to the new post so i don’t have to scroll down everytime, it takes longer to load………
Comment by jtuffy — February 25, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
Nice plug with your stubby. When I get there this weekend, I’m gonna show you what a real subby-plug is!
Comment by DOMS 287 — February 25, 2008 @ 2:10 pm
I difinitely don’t want to know what that is, you’re sleeping in the basement!
Comment by jtuffy — February 25, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
Don’t worry, you’ll like it. Ask seth!
Comment by DOMS 287 — February 25, 2008 @ 2:19 pm
LOL, SP would like to divulge the details.
Comment by jtuffy — February 25, 2008 @ 2:28 pm
I’m so lost… is Michael saying he is doin’ dudes? I guess if I fell victim to his “plug” it was small enough that I didn’t notice. lol
Do any of you guys remember Curtis sleeping over at Doms’ place and then complaining about having a chapped, sore anus the next day? Man, I remember about dieing when I heard that!
Comment by Seth — February 26, 2008 @ 1:59 am
Oh yes, i remember that well! I’m sure doms had a “little” something to do with that! LOL, that story kills me.
Comment by jtuffy — February 26, 2008 @ 9:09 am
Man,……the blog is hot and heavy for a while then it just dies off! So any plans for the weekend?
Comment by jtuffy — February 28, 2008 @ 10:16 am
No plans here.
Comment by DOMS 287 — February 28, 2008 @ 2:11 pm
You’d better have some good plans.
Comment by jtuffy — February 28, 2008 @ 2:21 pm
Well I guess I do. Have you heard about the midget?
Comment by DOMS 287 — February 28, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
Yes, spencer said he arrived but nothing after that. That is quite the first impression huh!
Comment by jtuffy — February 28, 2008 @ 2:44 pm
It must be nice to have so much money that you don’t have to worry about anything.
Comment by DOMS 287 — February 28, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
I know, can you imagine, but with more money comes more problems
Comment by jtuffy — February 28, 2008 @ 3:16 pm
Name one problem…
Comment by DOMS 287 — February 28, 2008 @ 4:18 pm
keeping up with the jones’!!! That is a thousand problems within one
Comment by jtuffy — February 28, 2008 @ 4:22 pm
Speaking of, it’s about that time…
Comment by DOMS 287 — February 28, 2008 @ 6:55 pm
Ok, what is going on here, no more blogs?
Comment by jtuffy — March 4, 2008 @ 8:51 am
Was this last weekend the big get together? You guys have a good time?
Comment by Seth — March 4, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
i don’t know what we are going to blog about once the election is over.
what are everyone’s thoughts on brett favre? i will admit, i got a little choked up that i won’t see him playing in the snow anymore. it’s truly an end of an era. takes me back to the aikman and young days just thinking about it.
Comment by The Scam — March 5, 2008 @ 12:33 pm
You know, i’ve never been a big fan of farve. Don’t know why, I liked young and of course aikman. But, never a fan of farve.
Did you see that Clinton wants barack insane obama for her VP if she gets the nod! WOuldn’t that be a hoot, would be carrie’s dream come true.
Comment by jtuffy — March 5, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
She a Hillary fan? I take it there was some heated debate at your get together.
Comment by Seth — March 5, 2008 @ 2:28 pm
dude, if hillary gets the nod that just makes it easier on mccain. which makes DOMS happy.
Comment by The Scam — March 5, 2008 @ 4:13 pm
oh yea, how did the big weekend go down? is everyone still on speaking terms? any old school pillow fights?
Comment by The Scam — March 5, 2008 @ 4:58 pm
The big weekend was hilarious, and yes everyone is still on speaking terms, even though there was some old school pillow fighting going down and some drama. I’ll let Doms explain that one if he wants.
Carrie was a hoot, she has got some very intersting ideas (liberal) LOL
Comment by jtuffy — March 5, 2008 @ 5:29 pm
anything that starts with DOMS needing to explain means we’re in for a treat.
i can’t believe that carrie still associates with you guys. did you make her cry?
Comment by The Scam — March 5, 2008 @ 5:51 pm
associates with us? what is that supposed to mean? No it was a riot, we had a grand old time talking with her
Comment by jtuffy — March 5, 2008 @ 7:09 pm
I’m glad she still associates with someone… For all I knew she was half way around the world!
I’m excited to hear about the drama! Bring it on Doms!
Comment by Seth — March 5, 2008 @ 7:51 pm
we can’t rely on DOMS to get us this info, we might be waiting forever.
would anyone be upset if i said i was voting for obama? just testing the waters.
tuffy, have you had to ward off any intruders with your trusty sidearm?
Comment by The Scam — March 6, 2008 @ 11:36 am
I’m sure doms will get us the info soon! LOL
Yes Scam, that is just Crazy! Why would you vote for him? Tell me what Obama has done? Name one thing…. You can’t, because he hasn’t done anything, he is a nobody; another politician loser trying to get a meal ticket from the hard-working people of America! Trying to raise our taxes and get us out of Iraq.
I haven’t had to use my trusty firearm yet. Doms and i were pretty crack shots at the range last week (him more so than me). I did apply for a concealed weapons permit the other day, so i’ll be able to pack some heat coming up. That will be weird, walking around with a gun.
Comment by jtuffy — March 6, 2008 @ 12:01 pm
okay, i’m all for carrying a gun around, in theory. but in reality, i don’t see the practicality. i mean, what are you going to do with it? save the day? if you’re at the 7-11 and some dude walks in and wants to rob the joint, are you really going to pull out your gun and cap him? it seems that would make the situation more dangerous. the average joe that carries a gun isn’t trained in safety procedures and what not and the most experience they probably have is playing medal of honor on the xbox.
that being said, i think its about the coolest thing on the planet to walk around carrying a gun. that’s been my dream for as long as i can remember: wear a suit and carry a gun.
Comment by The Scam — March 6, 2008 @ 1:34 pm
LOL, i remember that dream. You always used to say that! What happened?
And yes, i believe i would have the courage to act in that type of situation. Of course just because you have a gun doesn’t mean that you know how to use it. That is why i go to the shooting range. I can see how practice totally improves your aim and reflexes. Practice makes perfect. And yes, medal of honor helps.
Comment by jtuffy — March 6, 2008 @ 2:02 pm
VOTING FOR OBAMA?!? Do you know what color he is????????????????????????? HE’S BLUE!!!!!!! Very blue!!!!!! And I’m going to be blue too if he gets elected!!!
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 6, 2008 @ 8:29 pm
jeez, what part of your body is going to be blue?
i’m watching red dawn right now. man, it is such a ridiculously awesome movie. i used to wish my school would get attacked by russians so i could take off into the mountains and blow stuff up. every kids dream.
Comment by The Scam — March 8, 2008 @ 12:59 am
Yep, that movie is a classic, i was just talking about it the other day.
Comment by jtuffy — March 9, 2008 @ 6:23 pm
alright, now that a week has passed, are we going to get an update on the super reunion weekend. thanks for the info, DOMS. way to keep us abreast of the situation.
Comment by The Scam — March 10, 2008 @ 3:01 pm
Well, i can try to keep you abreast of the situation as best as i can. LEts see, spencer is addicted to crack berries, michael has a man-crush on his laptop, jonny is unapologetic, and carrie’s hormones are on the verge of a primordial rage!! I think that about covers it! LOL, it was a pretty funny weekend.
Comment by jtuffy — March 10, 2008 @ 3:07 pm
ahh man, see now i have to know some details. what are crack berries? hasn’t carrie always been that horny? are we sure that michael’s man-crush is only on his laptop?
you’ve left so many questions unanswered.
Comment by The Scam — March 10, 2008 @ 4:31 pm
i refer to blackberry’s as crack berries. (he has a dash astually) I don’t konw about carrie scam, you’ll have to fillus in on that one! LOL. And i’m sure Dom’s has plenty of man-crushes!
I tried calling you today scam, but once again, that thing is always left unaswered, just like your questions i guess!
Comment by jtuffy — March 10, 2008 @ 9:49 pm
oooo. i’ll take that slam. i swear that my phone doesn’t show that i got a call unless they leave a message. don’t talk to me, talk to my phone.
its really funny because everyone thinks that carrie and i were all over each other. we dated when she was in middle school and i was a total nerd. there was no action taking place. i have no idea how far her horniness dates back. i certainly didn’t experience any of it. tuffy, you were more the likely recipient of her aggressiveness than i was. i didn’t even get hand holding. i swear, i was a total loser in those days. it must have been my glasses.
Comment by The Scam — March 11, 2008 @ 11:03 am
It was probably the flannel jeans that you never washed, they probably threw your manly stench off.
We really should be asking Michael those type of questions. I think he is the only one that got some action. I just tried to put the moves on her once and she shot me down, something to do with Katie! LOL
Comment by jtuffy — March 11, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
that’s right, DOMS was the only one to get any real action. i wonder how carrie feels about those days. DOMS, comments?
Comment by The Scam — March 12, 2008 @ 11:37 am
I wonder how Carrie feels about being refered to as “real action”? lol
Comment by Seth — March 12, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
She is probably pretty proud! LOL
Comment by jtuffy — March 12, 2008 @ 2:14 pm
if someone referred to me as “real action” i would feel pretty good about myself.
Comment by The Scam — March 12, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
Yep, i guess we’ll never know that. The topic of sexual tension between you and carrie came up over the weekend though. That was pretty funny. We were talking about that weekend at spencer’s big house, the pillow fight weekend.
Comment by jtuffy — March 12, 2008 @ 3:07 pm
there was no tension. i was too much of a weenie to create any tension. besides, why does that seem to be a topic that keeps coming up? jeez. why doesn’t michael take a hit in that department. i can think of plenty of sexually tense moments for DOMS. (i.e. that chick that straddled him in the car in utah and he totally dissed her and shot down her advances and then we had to hang out with them the rest of the night - tense)
Comment by The Scam — March 12, 2008 @ 4:35 pm
LOL, man, i don’t remember that story. Where were we?
Comment by jtuffy — March 12, 2008 @ 4:50 pm
DOMS was in a park somewhere, we were all at spencer’s house. then they came back and it was all awkward.
Comment by The Scam — March 12, 2008 @ 5:33 pm
who was the girl?
Comment by jtuffy — March 12, 2008 @ 7:04 pm
Oh man, now that was a classic moment! Tuffy, she was just at your house a few weeks ago…
Talk about tension! Too bad I was still caught up on Brooke and had some superstitions and thoughts of karma! That girl would have worked me over (just how I like it) had I not been so muscular! Of course don’t let Jenny read this. She was quite offended back then… BY ME!!
Yep, those were the days
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 12, 2008 @ 11:05 pm
You know, there were three distinct moments with her - the truck of course being the most memorable. Thinking back, I don’t know how I resisted. One thing’s for sure; had she gotten her way, the bishop would’ve had to repent just hearing her confession!
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 12, 2008 @ 11:11 pm
The truck moment was so classic and oh so smooth… just let me know if you need to be reminded of the details. She was good… real good.
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 12, 2008 @ 11:20 pm
I need to be reminded of the details…. I still don’t know who this is about. Is it about carrie or melinda?
Comment by jtuffy — March 13, 2008 @ 7:34 am
Yes, Melinda! I’ll get the details to you later.
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 13, 2008 @ 2:52 pm
dude, the details need to be available to all.
seriously, DOMS, you pick the weirdest moments to show restraint. although i’m proud you didn’t allow her to grope you, most men would have caved in a situation like that.
Comment by The Scam — March 13, 2008 @ 3:07 pm
Of course I meant to all when I said “you.”
The funny thing is, I was planning on taking her to the park to tell her it wasn’t going to work out between us. This was after our moment in the tent (which was pretty freaky considering it was a small tent and we weren’t even close to the only ones in it!), and our second moment in the floor of spence’s living room! These are stories of their own. Anyway, we arrive at the park, and this girl doesn’t let me get a word in edgewise. This was when she put the move of professionals on me. She begins to crawl into my lap, straddling me (as scam accurately recalled), all while I’m trying to get her to stop (I stress the word “trying” because I could barely bring myself to tell her). Well, she was good enough at that but I still felt like I was in control when all of the sudden the back of my captain’s seat falls all the way back with her on top of me!! That’s when all I could hear was, “Danger Will Robinson, Danger!”
Man she was good! Oh what I’d give to go back to that moment! Why doesn’t this ever happen to me now!
Comment by DOMS 287 — March 13, 2008 @ 4:13 pm
yikes, i forgot about the reclining car seat. i’ve got to try that move.
dude, i don’t think i ever heard the tent story. do tell.
Comment by The Scam — March 13, 2008 @ 5:48 pm
Oh man, i remember that. The good old days huh! Some crazy times indeed.
Comment by jtuffy — March 14, 2008 @ 8:46 am
boys, i’m on spring break. it is certainly a well needed break. so, who’s in for a bracket?
Comment by The Scam — March 17, 2008 @ 10:36 am
i am, check your email
Comment by jtuffy — March 17, 2008 @ 10:38 am
a bracket? Got any big spring break plans?
Comment by Seth — March 17, 2008 @ 10:56 am
Here’s a plan, get xbox live scam! LOL
Comment by jtuffy — March 17, 2008 @ 10:58 am
yikes! is it time for me to join the 21st century?
so far, my spring break plans have involved me, a rake, and all the leaves that i failed to rake from the autumn. i’ve already filled up fifteen huge trash bags and i’m not even close to being done. spring break pretty much sucks on my end.
for some good news - i’m four bosses away from beating crackdown.
Comment by The Scam — March 17, 2008 @ 11:00 pm
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